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I wish friendships were more like me and my ACNL villagers (in some ways)

no text messages, just real talk and letters

we all live within a 1 minute walk of each other

nearly always open to a chat

no drama

invitations to their birthday parties 100% of the time, and you can find exactly what to get them online based on their personality type

random drop ins BUT they won't get offended if you kick them out

will buy and wear the silly clothes you design and put up in the local clothes shop without QUESTION

they remember your birthday :3

SO EASY TO BEFRIEND. JUST TALK TO THEM AND DO THEIR LITTLE TASKS

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logged in for the first time in a few months to do some stalking and i come across this beauty in my dms! i absolutely love the energy that has been brought to the table by this dude

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So tired I opened roblox instead of tumblr and spent a good minute scrolling without realising

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Can you even imagine what’s going to happen to gen z TikTok if ww3 breaks out? we’ll either singlehandedly stop the war or all fuckin die lolz

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The stages of doing homework over the weekend

Friday- I’m so tired, I’ll do it tomorrow

Saturday- I deserve a day off! Tomorrow I will definitely do it!

Sunday- I will do it…. This evening

Sunday evening- …no

Monday- what

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Great news, September me! We still don’t fucking know!

am I trans or am I just insecure about my weight

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IM TAKING AN “AM I TRANS QUIZ” AND

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As a follow up, I went to pour my paint water into the sink with the intention of refilling it, and when I refilled it I put juice into it and took another massive fuckin sip

I just dipped my fucking paintbrush into my juice mug and took a HUMONGOUS FUCKING SIP from my paint water mug :> how’s everyone else’s Sunday going

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I just dipped my fucking paintbrush into my juice mug and took a HUMONGOUS FUCKING SIP from my paint water mug :> how’s everyone else’s Sunday going

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ok so literally like 30 seconds ago I was scrolling through memes and I was hunched up so I decided to stretch out and I hit something big and I turned around and screamed because this big white thing was right next to me and it wAS THE FUCKING WALL

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WHELP.

I DONT KNOW WHEN THE FUCK THIS HAPPENED. WHAT AM I SUPPOSE’TA DO?!? I DOMT FUCIN KNOW! J DIDNT EVEN START IT HAHAHSSHSHS I GUESS IM JOT FUCKING SLEEPIN TONIHT

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How do I do my fucking homework and not get distracted o h m y g o d

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Last week I had parent teacher meetings

My english teacher said “sure you may as well study and get good grades nothing bad will happen because of it” so she’s about to be the reason I stay up all night working

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tis the season of the spooky

murdermurdermur-dermurderder

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I am so fucking close to cutting my hair myself help oh my god

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ok but seriously please we need to do something to stop technology before it goes to far

I’m not kidding this shit is about to become like the fucking Lorax we NEED TO END IT

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I just finished watching squid game episode 6 and…

idk.

im fucking crying so hard don’t mind me