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em dash is so fucking sexy. puts her in a paragraph 8 times.

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"cozy game" maybe for YOU. I have spreadsheets

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going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.

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Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

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the attraction to sharp-looking men in neat suits is capitalist propaganda. the true pinnacle of hotness is a musclefat tradesman

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romo (relief of missing out)

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So you're a vampire, then. I had my suspicions.

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sorry for the quick divergence from my paleoart, but i’ve been on a Far Cry 5 kick lately. here’s the Fangs for Hire (Boomer the Dog, Peaches the Cougar, and Cheeseburger the Grizzly Bear) having a peaceful nap because they deserve it<3

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girls<3

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yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

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YOUR character lives rent free in your head. MINE pays the rent by being my court jester whenever i summon them to entertain me.

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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”