stagbeetleboy
stagbeetleboy
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stagbeetleboy · 11 seconds ago
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really good thing about eartha kitt I wanna be evil is how easy it is to invent new verses. I wanna be evil. I wanna throw cats. I wanna be evil. I wanna wear hats
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stagbeetleboy · 33 seconds ago
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stagbeetleboy · 1 hour ago
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stagbeetleboy · 10 hours ago
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Man I saw a woman carrying a small as fuck awesome baby. It’s eyes were so wide like experiencing the awe of being alive.
The baby wasn’t even ugly it was like really cool and chill as fuck despite the obvious shock of being alive. This kid’s mind was being blown.
10/10
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stagbeetleboy · 10 hours ago
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moth bride by rohmane
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stagbeetleboy · 10 hours ago
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Christopher Lee, Cubby Broccoli, Guy Hamilton, Britt Ekland and Roger Moore on the set of The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
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stagbeetleboy · 10 hours ago
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Sorry I got too excited to wait for a guess
Dancing White Lady Spider (Leucorchestris arenicola)
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Let’s play a game. Guess the spider based on the gif:
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stagbeetleboy · 10 hours ago
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Let’s play a game. Guess the spider based on the gif:
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stagbeetleboy · 10 hours ago
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Tuesday: all puppies must be put away forever. Replace them with #spiders
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stagbeetleboy · 11 hours ago
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Yeah, Taco Bell ground beef is made of customers who overdosed on weed in the drive through, but I still eat it.
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stagbeetleboy · 11 hours ago
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Ambum Stone, c. 1500 B.C.E., greywacke, 20 x 7.5 x 14 cm, Ambum Valley, Enga Province, Papua New Guinea (Australia National Gallery, Canberra)
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stagbeetleboy · 11 hours ago
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how it feels to not have the ability to mask as an autistic person in any social situation
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stagbeetleboy · 11 hours ago
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Anyway Palpatine’s red guards had to be 6 feet minimum and Vader’s height was artificially increased by eight inches.
So if the clones were taller than Jango I’m assuming that he had something to do with it. Which would strengthen my idea that his tastes are similar to King Frederick William I (who had an obsession with tall soldiers)
Gonna head canon that his desire to command over tall men stems from his apprenticeship under Darth Plagueis. He murdered Plagueis he can’t fully satisfy his desires to reverse their roles, lording over tall people would be an insanely funny manifestation of that.
Think about it. If we exclude Maul. What traits connect Dooku and Palpatine’s closest most powerful pawns?
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stagbeetleboy · 12 hours ago
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what if American Psycho was wet?
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stagbeetleboy · 12 hours ago
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im going to learn embroidery weaving pottery oil painting hagiography miniature crafting fiddle arabic mandarin spanish perfect french and im going to do it all within the next six months.this is true and incredibly possible and doable and i will do it all
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stagbeetleboy · 12 hours ago
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I truly truly believe that the most important thing you can do in fandom is be a cheerleader. comment on fics. reblog art and rave in the tags. support the people making the things you want to see. this is how you keep a fandom alive. this is how you get more of what you want. you never know: that person could have decided to make more just because you liked it.
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stagbeetleboy · 12 hours ago
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I only follow people with trash movie opinions just to broaden my mind
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