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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

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playing god

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fanf

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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funny caption here

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*said with so much love in my heart that it's full to bursting* hey I had a lot of fun last time would you like to hang out again sometime soon? :)

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cake

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lets tend to mama

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umm awesome ad i just got wtf

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Imagine looking up just to see a grown man emoting in the sky

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spideypool but it's a comedy of errors

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