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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)
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Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle
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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
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she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)
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those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.
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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
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what if you went to your normal job and they were doing a musical episode
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already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't
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