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dejjavus​:

Elizabeth Lail in as Guinevere Beck in You.

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Jasper: Oh. Shit, I'm sorry.

Jasper: I mean, I don't think that's true. Plenty of people like you, but for the record you're one of my only friends, too.

Jasper: I'm sorry, I really am? I haven't done this stuff in a long time, and it shows. I misread just about every sign that there is.

Jasper: Let me make it up to you? Coffee?

Ariadne: it's fine, baby.

Ariadne: good job I love you, huh?

Ariadne: g2g. tommo is at the door. listen, pls don't freak out about this eliza thing, okay? she seems smart, she'll like you.

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Jasper: NO! No. Definitely not, Ari.

Jasper: I'm sorry. Shit.

Jasper: You seemed a little distracted by the Eliza of it all, and I put 2 + 2 together and made 14. I'm sorry.

Jasper: Obviously I don't think those things. You're my friend. And I'm very lucky to have you.

Ariadne: Jesus, I know a guy with a stupid crush on her. That's all.

Ariadne: You know you're like my one friend, Jas.

Ariadne: Please don't be fucking stupid about this.

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Jasper: Oh

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Jasper: Sorry

Jasper: You're pissed, aren't you?

Ariadne: You fucking think?

Ariadne: Do you think I'm just some pathetic girl that follows you around because I'm like, in love with you or something? Wow, Jas.

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Jasper: Listen, Ariadne. I think you're great, really, I do? You're an awesome girl.

Jasper: But all that joking, all that teasing... was it really always in jest? I mean, if you're upset about Eliza... if there's feelings you're having that you need to come to terms with, that's okay? No judgement.

Ariadne: Okay, listen.

Ariande: Baby, sweetheart, you did not just "you're an awesome girl." me. I know I'm fucking awesome. We're friends, okay? And I'm sure you'd be an "awesome" fuck, but I don't need to "come to terms" with the fact you're dating some other girl. Jesus Christ.

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Jasper: What? No, really, Ariadne. I think we might need to.

Jasper: It's okay, y'know? Like,safe space, and all that.

Ariadne: what are you actually

Ariadne: what's happening right now

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Jasper: No you're not. What's wrong?

Jasper: Shit. Ariadne, do we... do we need to talk?

Ariadne: what?

Ariadne: oh my god

Ariadne: NO.

Ariadne: do not fucking do this to me right now

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@spawn0fsatan: @stageyhalliday k omw lov u

@stageyhalliday: @spawn0fsatan love u xx

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Jasper: What?

Jasper: You okay?

Ariadne: what? no yeah sorry i'm fine

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@spawn0fsatan: @stageyhalliday wot

@spawn0fsatan: @stageyhalliday u need a fuck? or a hug?

@stageyhalliday: @spawn0fsatan former nd if i'm feeling especially emotionally vulnerable after we can cuddle

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Jasper: Yes, I asked for your advice, and now I'm regretting it.

Jasper: Oh! Yes. Eliza. She's a friend of Rose's. Gorgeous, actually.

Ariadne: wait what

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@spawn0fsatan: @stageyhalliday u good bro

@stageyhalliday: @spawn0fsatan lol

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Jasper: Sorry.

Jasper: Wait, woah, slow down, hold on.

Jasper: Firstly, leave the tweed alone. Seriously! I like the tweed. What's wrong with the tweed? Maybe she'll like the tweed.

Jasper: Secondly, that's moving a little fast, don't you think?

Ariadne: it's honestly just an easy mark at this point

Ariadne: you do realise you asked for my advice, right? like, ariadne halliday's advice? so

Ariadne: fr who is the girl, darling

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@stageyhalliday: i'm not out here trying to get my feelings hurt and yet??????

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Jasper: Well, I haven't been on a date in several years, and you're a little more practiced in that area

Jasper: Heck, I haven't even been alone with a woman in years!

Jasper: Well, except for you

Jasper: What the hell do I do?

Ariadne: gee, thanks. what am i, chopped liver?

Ariadne: nvm. got angry too soon.

Ariadne: uh, take her out, charm her, leave the tweed at home, take HER home, fuck her brains out?

Ariadne: who's the girl?

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Jasper: Behave.

Jasper: Anyway, you're not helping

Ariadne: i'm sorry, which part was i meant to be helping with?

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Jasper: what no why would you assume that

Ariadne: i know they're from jefferson, bitch