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why are you a femboy

Recession indicator

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Me and my partner (now ex) are taking a break

I miss them, I miss them so much

Our last conversation I basically told them I wanna take a break for like 6 months, I need too much attention for what they can give at the moment, and they need to figure out what they even want from me

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I might be breaking up with my partner

My instinct is to hide everything else in the tags, but I'll just hit return a few times and pretend

They're going through a lot right now, like how I was in a depressive state for several months, but I think it's worse

I'm actually genuinely worried, but they still won't talk to me, and them not talking is stressing me out

They're always so supportive whenever I need it, but as soon as they start spiraling, they just cut me off

I'M W O R R I E D and they won't tell me what's up, they also said they want a break from labels, but at least in theory, they want to get married (that honestly confuses me more)

Y'all, I need labels like real bad, I don't know what we are if I can't put a label to it, if you don't need one, that's good for you, but I do

I'm so so so stressed rn and I C A N N O T S T O P C R Y I N G

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"i want morally grey female characters" you fuckers could barely handle rose quartz

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As an asexual who has an apple juice addiction, I feel called out

Juice addiction makes you ace.

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Y'all, I am currently RE G RESSING

For the first time in over a year, I am writing angsty poetry, and I'll be, this is better than my last stuff (seeing as the last time I wrote poetry, I was having a psychotic break) and I desperately wanna have a jam session with my partner (they're a really good guitarist), but they didn't even get off work until like 3AM and probably aren't going to wake up for like 4 more hours and I N EED simultaneous romantical and musical stimulation

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My partner sent me a video of themselves poorly tw*rking to a metal song and they looked all but dead inside (this was an attempt to cheer me up, the dead look is part of the humor)

And it DID work, but now I cannot look at them without being inexplicably reminded of the one and only Olivia Rodrigo song I know (ballad of a homeschooled girl)

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I hate being anemic, I just slept for like 13 hours and I'm still tired

Time to take the pills that make it so I can function as an adult human, but also make my tummy hurt real bad >_<

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I hate everything and everyone atm

Everything is falling apart

My period is back, so no baby, not that I was far enough along to even have told anyone

I am so affection starved from my partner and I'm too afraid to ask them to touch me, because what if they want to do more than cuddle?? I am not in an emotional state where I can even consider kissing, let alone anything not PG-13

I know logically they would never pressure me in to doing anything I don't want to do, but I'm so afraid they might

I really needed the new hires at my job to help with the lawn care, but one tore her ACL (not at work, she went out dancing) and the other has had some other health problems (pretty much all in regards to allergies, and we work at a farm, so it's important to keep those in check when needed, I had to take a couple days off to recover from mine too) and there's so so so much more weed eating and lawn mowing that needs to be done, but I NEED the orchard workers to stay on top of the fruit trees so the aphids and scaled insects don't take over

My cat keeps pulling out chunks of his hair, cause I'm too stressed out to pet him as much as he needs, and he doesn't like most people, so he gets most of his pets from me

Back to my partner- they got a new job a month or so back and it's a much better fit for them work wise, and it's much better pay, but now they work nights and I work mornings, so we almost never have time to talk, and their car broke down, so they're hitching a ride with co workers, but I know they feel bad for that

And I can tell they're not doing well, they're losing weight, and they were already on the lean side, but every time we do see each other, they're scarfing food down, so I don't feel like I can bring it up

They won't tell me about everything that's going on, but I think they're failing their classes too

Half my friends are getting married and the other half are breaking up and I know my friends' stories are not variations of my partner and I's, but it's hard not to feel a break up in the air when they're trying so hard to not stress me out with their problems to the point of feeling like their shutting me out

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Don't get me wrong, they are all really cool, but I wanna be able to shed and regrow my teeth or they just never stop growing, that works too

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Don't forget to stab your least favorite politician today so you can join in the power grab and (hopefully) start your empire!!!!

Stab a politician day!!!!

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You have the same profile picture as my dad on facebook and I almost blacked out when I glanced at it cause for a second I thought my dad (at the age of 48) made a tumblr account

oh so now a 26 year old woman can't be a 48 year old father? and i thought you people were feminists

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Ooooh same!!

fuck im so late 4 work

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Your are the monarch of a historical/fantasy kingdom, who perished many years ago and your name is only written down in recorded history, know only to future generations.

Out of the 130 options in the picker wheel here (all are gender neutral),

And yes: there is a 'no epithet' option in there.

I got The Oathtaker.

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You should ask them about their car's extended warranty next time

Beat them at their own game, tell them if they renew their car's extended warranty and give you their social security number and banking information, they can also win a trip to the Bahamas

Mr dee yorshusband we’ve been to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

ah shit not again

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You’re mayo

Nothing compares to this feeling I have right now

I just got a promotion and raise at work, I have a cute partner with an even cuter ass, I have good friends who love and support me

All pails in comparison to right here, right now, being called mayo

I thank you with every fiber of my being

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Embrace it, not everyone is blessed to be mayo

I certainly wasn't

You either are or you aren't in this world and you are

Be the mayo I could never be

you're mayo

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