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PLEASE PLEASE promise me you won't become evil? I have seen many Ford's who have but you seem to be on cannon Fords timeline so things should be okay. hopefully..

heya, stanley here. Listen, i hate to say it, but my bro’s kinda a wimp. aslo, if he somehow became an evil supervillain, that would be AWESOME! I could makehim into a comic book!

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Hey I know your guys birthday was yesterday! happy late birthday! also have some gifts! *Gives ford a fancy clean enchanted journal and Stanley a pair of gold brass knuckles that never break* Ford your journal won't break no matter what you do with it. You can drop it, burn it or cut it and it will regenerate itself. Stanley your golden brass knuckles won't break ever no matter how many times you use it! I enchanted both of them.

(F) Enchanted book?? Thank you stranger! Hey, how did you know it was our birthday anyway?

(S) THEY GAVE ME A WEAPON HAHAHHAAHA

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Is this some sort of weird parallel where me and my younger self exist in the same universe? Interesting.

woah… you’ve got six fingers…

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maybe name your dachshund puppy ophelia? it means help or aid in greek!

Oh cool! I really like names with alternate meanings. Stan prefers more humorous ones. I think I’ll call her Ophelia then :)

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forgot to share this one

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What have you guys decided to name your new pets? (Teleports pet supplies to them) here might help with your companion for a bit!

Oh, thanks, we’ve been feeding them bits of our meals until now. (Ma and Pa can’t know about them.)

Honestly, I have no idea what to name her… Stan tried to name his cat Stan Jr., but I managed to convince him otherwise (thankfully). So uh, if anyone else has suggestions, that would be cool.

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Listen to what the time anomaly's are telling you! they are warning you of you and your brothers upcoming horrible lives-

*Gets teleported away by the time police*

(Neither twin knows how to respond to what they just witnessed, so they choose not to.)

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here Ford have a dachshund puppy! Stan you can have a main coon kitten!

*Hands over them to the twins*

Wuh… what are we supposed toOH MY GOSH HES SO CUTE

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Guess who got us grounded for throwing rocks at Mrs. Crampelter…

IT WAS TOATLLY DESERVED!! sHE NEEDS TO TELL HER Ki;,

^Stanley thinks that pelting sharp objects at people is justifiable. Of course, Pa’s punishing us both.

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Ford, watch out for Ḇ̶̞̪̞͓̂͌ȉ̴̬̬͖̯̖̐̌̌l̵͚̺͔̭͎̺̯̽͊l̷̡̳̪͓̻̬͚̒̍̈́͊͜ ̴̱̙͆͋͛̆̒͠Ç̶̀͛ī̸̛͓͔͆̀͛͋͝p̷̛̟̗͍̳͔͖̞̰̮͛̇̽̽̏̉͂͜͝͝h̴̡̘͉̙̙͖͑̄̅͛̎̓͘͠-

[the time anomaly crew has removed this ask. Please do not acknowledge it]

I have no idea what that says. The time anomaly people make me nervous…

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I don’t know when this happened, but Stan’s face is hilarious.

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fag ?

(The twins turn to look at each other, confused. Stanley shrugs.)

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Stan is already scheming what they're gonna do with their new seagull army.

Oh btw feel free to send me drawing requests (gf related) cause I've got no idea what to draw.

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looks like someone is mad *Looks at Stanley*

Listen, I dunno what I’m doing here, but I’m gonna try not to sabotage my bro’s future.

again.

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*hands Ford a small plush toy of Bill Cipher*

for you :>

(He’s overwhelmed with plushie cuteness.) Haha, he has a top hat!

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Stanley well he already knows what happened don't you? anyways have a moth plushie!

(gives ford a cute mothman plushie)

(Stan tenses and talks through clenched teeth.) otnay inway ontfray ofway ixersay!!!

(Ford is too engrossed in the moth plush to realize there’s a conversation going on.) Oh my gosh… I love this.

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Its your journal from the future! oops maybe I should take it back don't want you knowing to much heh.

As curious as I am, I think I’d rather discover this for the first time by myself. (He admires the 6-fingered emblem one more time before nervously handing the book back.)

I’m getting kind of worried that something bad happened based on what the others were saying. I’m excited for my future, now :)