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stankiest · 1 year ago
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stankiest · 1 year ago
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Sometimes I wonder what portion of authors who write transhuman-themed sci-fi started doing the "random chapter from a wildly incongruous viewpoint" thing because it's become customary in the genre, versus what portion of authors who write transhuman-themed sci-fi got into the genre in the first place because they love to head-hop and wanted to expand their options.
Like, sure, let's have a chapter from the viewpoint of the coffee machine. Why not. Apparently sapient coffee machines are a thing in this setting – it's not even metaphorical, it's straight up diegetic that the coffee machine has political opinions. The coffee machine is not a significant character, it never interacts with the main cast, and its viewpoint will never be revisited, but getting its perspective is essential to the narrative.
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stankiest · 1 year ago
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11 Essential Synthwave Albums
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Kavinsky | OutRun
Starcadian | Midnight Signals
The Midnight | Endless Summer
FM-84 | Atlas
Night Runner | Starfighter
FM Attack | Stellar
Lazerhawk | Redline
Trevor Something | Synthetic Love
Miami Nights 1984 | Turbulence
NINA | Sleepwalking
Timecop1983 | Night Drive
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stankiest · 1 year ago
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we assign you a townsperson in our little village :)))
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stankiest · 2 years ago
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stankiest · 2 years ago
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Hey! If you need something to read over the holidays, here's a link to (almost!) every Dungeons and Dragons novel ever published for you to download from Google Drive.
Split into folders based on campaign setting:
Forgotton Realms *
*Currently missing Lolth's Warrior (Legend of Drizzt book 36)
Birthright
Dark Sun
Dragonlance
Eberron
Greyhawk
Mystara
Planescape
Ravenloft
Spelljammer
And finally, here are the Honor Among Thieves books based on the newest movie.
Happy reading!
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stankiest · 2 years ago
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people NEED to stop gatekeeping making music like ohhhh i don’t have an instrument ohhhhh i don’t know music theory ohhhhh i’m not gonna pay for some program. SHUT UP. take my hand.
you need NONE of that shit!!!!! there’s a website called beepbox.co. literally all you have to do is press things until it sounds a modicum of nice. it’s easy it’s free and it works on anything which has a browser because it’s a website.
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if even ONE person starts making music bc of this post it will be worth it.
making bad music is just as important and okay as it is to write badly or draw badly or sing badly. you AREN’T BEHOLDEN TO MAKE GOOD MUSIC. making music is not utilitarian HAVE FUN. HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!
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stankiest · 2 years ago
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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
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stankiest · 2 years ago
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stankiest · 3 years ago
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stankiest · 3 years ago
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will never again take for granted being able to actually roll around and reposition in bed this suuucks
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stankiest · 3 years ago
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my toxic urbanist is going to come out in full force if i get invested in this city bracket
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stankiest · 3 years ago
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stankiest · 3 years ago
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Sorry we're cancelling your flight because the plane is not feeling well
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stankiest · 3 years ago
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stankiest · 3 years ago
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pamela anderson by petra collins for interview magazine
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stankiest · 3 years ago
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PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
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