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Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!��

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Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils

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I’m going to say 3 and 10 everytime now thanks

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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There’s actually no way

MAURICEEEE 🔥🔥

forgot to post abt my lotf uquiz so here it is

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the littluns beg ralph to lead them through the hokey pokey dance, they love it, it's like being lead by a camp instructor but instead of a trained grown up it's some overworked twelve-year-old that reluctantly entertains six year olds

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What if he could do that. What then

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why gaslight, girlboss and gatekeep when I can kill the pig, cut its throat and spill its blood

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me: i love slow burn

also me, on chapter 2: kiss or i’m setting the house on fire

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Posted this on TikTok but thought I’d cross post so here it is on Tumblr

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mySCOOBERT.mp4

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Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

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YES IT ISSSS

This you?

:)

OH EM GEE IS THAT ALTAIR STERLING FROM TUMBLR DOT COM? AAAAAAAAH

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Hopefully I can do him justice one of these days PLEASE 😭🙏

pride refs🤗🤗 i hate this guy

envy or gluttony next i really dont want to draw greed