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Uh, Dami, you got a little something on your shoulder there, buddy….

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Sit in your parent’s lap like you did when you were a kid

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Yknow I had hoped my first crazy surgery that would leave a big scar or two would be top surgery but it seems I was mistaken.

The universe seemingly hates me lately

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bruce trapped underneath puppy pile of children. if he moves he is evil and hates them

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

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Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark

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jaybin the #1 fan!!

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Flash: Ok, hold up. What?!

Nightwing: Red hood was a Robin too. What is so confusing about that?

Wonder Woman: It's just.... A lot of things make so much more sense now.

Nightwing: Like what?

Flash: Well, we did wonder who the first Robin was. But it being Red hood makes so much sense. The anger issues should have given it away really.

Nightwing: Huh?

Wonder Woman: It is quite obvious once you see it. It also explains why Batman gave you the role of Robin. I mean, i can only imagine how painful it must have been to watch your partner turn to a life of crime. So he replaced him with you. And I must say, it was a good choice. You were one of my favourite Robins so far.

Nightwing: Wait, wait, wait! You guys think I was the second Robin?

Flash: Well duh. You've always been this ball of sunshine. Just like the second Robin. And now with the hood being the angry first robin and Red robin being the genius third, we now know what happend to all of you.

Nightwing: I... Oh god, J's gonna fucking lose it if he figures out you guys think he's the oldest.

Wonder Woman: Pardon?

Nightwing: Doesn't matter. What does matter though is that Redhood isn't the first robin. I was!

Flash:

Wonder Woman:

Nightwing:

Flash: Now hold on now! That can't be right!

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Saw Superman recently and proceeded to rewatch Batman right after. They finally have two versions that complement each other well. Pls combine universes, it would be so fun :(

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Random new hero: yeah Nightwing’s my role model, he’s so badass, you know? Always super chill.

Jason: that’s cool. Yesterday I missed Nightwing’s call and he accused me of hating him. So.

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lexcorp president lex luthor found disemboweled and there's also a dog

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I need a fic where Jason provokes Bruce at the wrong time on the wrong day and Bruce just bursts into tears

Like, uncontrollable sobs and he can’t stop himself

Bruce is stuttering out apologies and trying his best to stop but he just can’t and Jason plus anyone else in the room is staring silently in horror, not know what to fucking do

Then Alfred comes and he leads Bruce away while staring back at Jason with the scariest glare he’s ever given in his entire life

And the rest of the kids are like “That was weird, wonder what’s up with Bruce?” Or “Shit, did Bruce get drugged and we didn’t notice?” And they’re all unnerved

While Jason is all “Oh my gosh I made my Dad cry.” And is having a crisis

I think that would be fun.

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Fuck it *washes your robins

Hanging them out to dry…

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If we were bugs, a lot of you would be bees. The kind of bees that keep bonking into the same person over and over again because you just can't wrap your head around the concept that this mammal is not a flower. Extremely confused about things I would have assumed would be obvious to someone whose entire survival depends on being able to correctly identify a flower, or at least tell a plant and mammal apart, but somehow it's apparently not that simple and somehow you still continue to survive.

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Convinced I have been placed into my own personal hell as some sort of punishment from the universe