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@deadgirlrolling @radlyradar I literally had nothing to do lol

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For those of you that don't have Instagram, Doug Jones just posted this:

Which naturally, scared the hell out of everyone.

So he had to follow it up with this:

I love him so much

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Ah yes, Dr. Seuss's classics...

Don't you hate it when it starts raining and a furry breaks into your house?

Proto-Shrek commits a mass robbery during the holidays

Elephant tries to protect a bunch of microbes in a clover, is labeled criminally insane for it

EAT THE FUCKING RADIOACTIVE BREAKFAST DAMNIT

And the actually deep environmentalist+anti-capitalist message warped into a hypocritical cashgrab with a Tumblr Sexyman

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[I was born stupid. But I will not die hungry!]

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the gooners

they’re everywhere

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non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually

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stop caring about what others may think about you

imagine what you could achieve if you stopped spending so much time thinking about what other people thought of you?

✨ create a film and i’ll tell you what you need in 2023 ✨

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I love it when headlines get cut off

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Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

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I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard

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Too many artists are held back by outdated and bad color theory rules, or even rules that are fine but have built in limitations that you should know and I want to set everyone free.

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Audition time

Wanna kms

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they are barring wikipedia. they are barring spotify. they are barring important news - both national news and world news. they are barring mental health forums and LGBTQ related things and so much more. this is not about protecting children, it has never been about protecting children.

the online safety act is an insane privacy breach, and if that does not scare you then you need to think harder about it. it is going to end up in a massive data leak - all the information is getting collected by random third party systems. can we trust them? no. can we even hold them accountable? no. because the government couldn’t even make their own system to do these age checks.

and i hear you - it is important that kids don’t see porn. but even if all this was about protecting kids, it’s sloppy and useless. it’s easy (for now) to get around with a vpn and the only thing the act doing is censoring things that it shouldnt. if the government wanted to protect kids, they would do something concrete about it - they would be putting more funding into education, for example.

of course the policy isnt called “national surveillance”. they’re not going to call it that. everything will be hidden behind things that people want.

so email your MP, and tell other people that this is WAY more than blocking porn from children - this is the first step towards national surveillance.

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