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Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience
My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,
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PORN BLOGS- DO NOT FUCKING FOLLOW ME. YOU WILL GET BLOCKED.
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Sun & Moon Bobby Pins by leagueofshadows
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Have you ever met someone and found them so attractive that everything they do is beautiful. The way their nose wrinkles when they smile, the way their hips move when they walk, the way they lick their lips when they’re deep in concentration, the way their lips move as they talk. Everything they do brings beauty, and it’s captivating to watch.
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me, an intellectual: *passing my buddy a slim jim* would you care for this Slender James?
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