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"𝖧𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗌 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁, 𝗐𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗎𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖾, 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝗆𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗈𝗐." — 𝖠𝗌 𝖨'𝗏𝖾 𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇/𝖣𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝖲𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖺𝗋: 𝖠𝗇𝖺𝗑𝖺𝗀𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗌

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Random Enemy: I thought we told you not to bring any backup.

Feixiao: I didn't.

Random Enemy: Then who's that behind you?

Feixiao: Oh him? He's not backup. He's like a trophy boyfriend. I bring him along on dangerous negotiations so he can see how awesome I am.

Jiaoqiu: [waves hi from behind Feixiao's back]

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Dan Heng: Want to play a game?

Sunday: Sure?

Dan Heng: it's called "Trashcan or March". I give you actual quote I've heard Stelle say, and you guess if she was talking to a trashcan or March.

Sunday:

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Blade: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's 'intelligent' and 'really cool' but when I do it I'm 'petty' and 'need to move on.'

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Topaz: Why don't we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably constructed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it.

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Phainon: Professor, I'm gay.

Anaxa: And? Get your gay ass back to class.

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Mydei: First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time.

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Blade: Can somebody who is really good at assassinating please just try their best

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Jing Yuan: If a stranger talks to you, just ask, "Are you a friend of my dad?"

Little Yanqing: Why?

Jing Yuan, through tears: Because Dad doesn't have any friends anymore. If they say "Yes," then they are a suspicious person.

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Mydei: Asked my boyfriend what he wants for dinner three separate times and he answered all of them with "You."

Mydei: Yes, very cute, but this is why gays starve.

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Dan Heng: What are you doing?

Trailblazer, in a tree: A whim overtook me.

Dan Heng: Are you having fun?

Trailblazer: I was.

Trailblazer: The novelty has pretty much worn off now.

Dan Heng: Are you stuck?

Trailblazer: Yes.

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March 7th: I hope I don't have to fight my evil shadow self today.

Evernight: Hey.

March 7th: No fucking way.

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Luka: What if mayo came in cans?

Sampo: Well that would suck because you can’t microwave metal.

Seele: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Trailblazer, to Sunday: The purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes and relatives.

March 7th: Like, maybe you have a complex relationship with your father, but we sure don't. We're outside his house with weapons.

Dan Heng: He's not the unforgivable asshole who raised us. He's just the unforgivable asshole.

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Phainon: I hope I don't have to fight my evil shadow self today.

Flame Reaver: Hey.

Phainon: No fucking way.

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Phainon: I don't even try to dodge or parry anymore. My enemies ask me "What's wrong white boy?" and just crit me over and over. And I deserve it.

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Jiaoqiu: Behind every great general is the drawer I need to get to. Why are you even in the kitchen right now?