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>trying to get my consultant to help me develop criminal profiles for the FBI bc he’s really good at it but he’s been weird lately
>make sure to ask his unofficial therapist if he’s feeling creepy or wet
>he doesn’t understand the question
>pull out illustrated diagrams describing what is creepy and what is wet
>he laughs and says “our friend will is totally functional and more or less sane“
>i bring will to another crime scene
>he’s wet
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I'm sorry that you apparently felt "tortured" by my behavior. I personally love experimental research chemicals and would enjoy being force fed them while locked in a windowless cell but I can see how someone with a less positive additude might not enjoy that. Anyway sorry I guess. I hope you can get over your close mindedness since it's clearly a source of pain in your life.
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this flopped on twitter so let’s test the waters here
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before you & after you
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Turn up the theremin i cant hear the theremin
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Never do that again sir
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Will didnt care about the cannibalism ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Mads on Hannibal and Will's first meeting
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thomas harris: here is the tragic horrible backstory that explains why hannibal eats p
the rest of humanity: its bc his name rhymes
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i don’t endorse him or anything but like. what else are you supposed to do if you’re named hannibal
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