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All fanart of Spamton and Tenna is like when anime artists illustrate a beautiful and coy yet voluptuous lady and then there's just like some kind of terrible hideous pervert creature hanging out in the corner

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ritsu being a hater compilation

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hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

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this bitch doesn'teven knowwww

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attorneys don't even interrogate you anymore man they just show you their badge like this

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one must look neat in court

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the innkeeper tells my valiant and brooding sword-wielding companion that there is only one bed. luckily ☝️ i never go anywhere without my Therm-a-Rest NeoAir XLite NXT Sleeping Pad (size regular/short, 11.5oz)

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I think my coworker's fucking the IT guy bc we normally have to submit a ticket and they'll get back to us in 2-3 days unless it's crazy urgent. But he showed up like 1.5 hours after and went "Tanya... you miss me already?" And she giggled and went "omg stop Daviddd" meanwhile I'm sitting here like

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Just bought a fallen empire off temu

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dearrrrr reddit. how was your day? Mine wasnt very good. I just cant stop killing and killing and killing and killing. every man who beheld my terrible form was struck dead with fear. am I the asshole?

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me getting the locket with a picture of gerard in it: gerard what should i have for dinner i don't feel like cooking

gerard: eat the plain spaghetti noodles you'll need the energy for the coming days

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Imagine ur the mayor of belleville new jersey and there is this band that comes from new jersey and maybe u don't quite get them or like are kinda familiar with them but only on a surface level. But theyre super popular and their hometown is belleville so like obviously you wanna reward them for being so successful right, so you decide to give them the key to the city when the come home to play a show in new jersey on their new tour. So like you go to this show and then theyre all dressed up and roleplaying doing this like european fascist dictatorship thing and youre watching the lead singer do all this crazy shit and then theyre sat there eating fucking spaghetti while performing and you wonder if youve made the right decision but like you decide to give them all the key anyway bc ur already there and its like too late to back out now or whatever and then when youre doing the handover thing the same lead singer, without breaking character, all while maintaining a super bad european accent is like. here take some wheat and fish from this place i made up. Like youre just standing there in this fever dream of a key ceremony, bewildered and confused and holding a giant fish. Like. ????

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reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

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where’s that css video of the guy who plants the bomb but then gets killed and the bots cant find the bomb to disarm so they just all scream at each other until it explodes

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Today i accidentally listened to a song that made me sad and then the ambulance came to take me away forever

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Amazing wplace sighting