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I am now FUMING because of the bastard with the 9/11 post.

Seriously? How could you even think that it was okay? Cause there is no fucking way that it is.

Go to hell you jackass.

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// Whoever the fuck made this, fuck you. My god damn brother died in the 9/11 attack.

Fuck you.

R.I.P Tumblr

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"Weird. Well, where do we find it?"

+ 5 in the garage

  “That is what humans use to refuel themselves.”

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"Are you telling me that a car becoming human is the weirdest thing that you have ever seen?"

+ 3 in the garage

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"Your Audi." She told him honestly. "To be exact your white Audi R8 e-tron. The better one if you ask me." Audi gave a small smirk then took a few steps towards Tony. "I see you like how I look now that I'm human."

Welcome to the Lab

  This time, Tony actually looks up at the sound of the unfamiliar voice, eyes widening at the sight of the very attractive stranger standing in the middle of his lab. “Well, hel-lo. And just who might you be?” 

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"Like what?"

“I feel a little hyped up. I need something fun to do.” 

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley

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Sexual Sunday? Like this?

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"Food? What's that?"

+ 5 in the garage

  “Oh no, not gasoline per say. It’s a substance called food.”

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"Of course, sir." Audi bowed her head in a respectful manner before smiling. "Shall I sleep on the couch then?"

She took a few steps towards the exit but stopped to wait for Tony. "I hope you don't mind that I borrowed some of Pepper's clothes, sir. I didn't exactly have any when I first changed."

+ 2 in the garage

  That took him a moment to process at first and Tony found himself simply staring at the blond blankly. First, it was his suits. Now, it was his cars. What was next? The toaster oven? “Oh… um, o-okay.” Now suddenly realizing he had just checked out his own vehicle in the very same way he would eye a woman at the bar. that was a little awkward.  “Yeah, well… you’re not a car. At least , not anymore, so… you don’t have to hang around the garage.”

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"I told you. I'm formerly his car." Audi repeated with a small frown. "If you choose not to believe it then so be to. But I know the truth."

+ 3 in the garage

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Audi glanced up, immediately smiling. "Oh! Good afternoon sir." She greeted before going to answer his question. "I am your Audi...now human. Don't ask as to how for I don't know either. But it's nice to see you."

+ 1 in the garage

  Tony slowly made his way down the workshop stairs and pressed his thumb to the lock waiting for the door to click open before he walked inside. His mouth dropped open slightly, a small bite of his burger still in his mouth when he saw the woman sat on her desk. “Uh…who are you and where did my Audi go?”

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"My name is Audi and I live here. You can stand down."

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"Hello Tony."

Welcome to the Lab

Tony spares his guest the briefest of glances up before returning to his work, staring intently at the half finished boot before him. “Need something?” 

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The sex talk?

It's prom.

  Oh, yeah. I forgot you spent the endurance of your life doing time as an Audi. It’s fine.

We can wait to give you the sex talk, though. Maybe about seven years.