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due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman

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bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old

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I’m such a slut for that condescending faux-sympathy voice that turns vicious so quick. Like when you whimper and they say, “aw, does that hurt you baby?” and you nod yes and they say “Good, it’s supposed to.”

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Touching my own boobs like narcissus staring at his reflection in the pond

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asks r open just saying ^_^

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*Assuming they aren't involving you and that they aren't purposefully trying to wake you up or disturb you.

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rb to give prev head

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i ain’t ever been to church but i think i’d be cool with saying “yes, my lord” on my knees if your dick was in front of my mouth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you wont ever have to go to church as long as i'm your god. if you called me that i wouldnt be able to resist fucking your face.

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idk what it is about tboys who have yet to fully realize their masculinity or go on T that makes me wanna take their head in my hand and shove it into my musky cunt but i do!

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Tie me up with my boycunt on full display so you have a urinal anytime you need

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verified now >:]

hai everyone i cant send asks or dms yet cause i havent verified my email yet. it will happen soon tho and then no one will be able to stop me

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🩸bloodyfangs Follow

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The fuck is a mammary?

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TITTY

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Can we talk about how that guy’s blog is full of pictures of him eating garlic bread?

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I’m a masochist

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“What are you?” you ask, your voice shaking.

The monster sitting on your living room couch laughs, bearing its teeth in a too large grin.

“You’re asking the wrong question, my dear. It’s not what am I but what am I going to do to you.”

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I am garbage and I just want a stache and a beard ok homnomnom