starlitcat
starlitcat
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Bailey : Any pronounsMostly a mix of things
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starlitcat · 18 seconds ago
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I'm sorry my stupid gay tail started wagging when I saw you. I'll go .
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starlitcat · 3 hours ago
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starlitcat · 1 day ago
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starlitcat · 1 day ago
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top candidate for the funniest panels when taken out of context
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starlitcat · 2 days ago
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starlitcat · 3 days ago
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Collaborative cat babes. @rayetherna drew the small forms, we drew the alternative huge ones.
Who's your fav?
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starlitcat · 4 days ago
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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starlitcat · 5 days ago
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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney
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starlitcat · 5 days ago
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literally me & him
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starlitcat · 5 days ago
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starlitcat · 6 days ago
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fnaf is such, a fascinating cultural object.
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starlitcat · 7 days ago
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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table
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starlitcat · 7 days ago
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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”
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starlitcat · 8 days ago
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starlitcat · 8 days ago
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me before drawing: aaghh unimaginable pain, please oh god don't make me do it
me while drawing: my soul is at peace. my pineal gland has been cleansed of worldly desires.
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starlitcat · 8 days ago
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take this redesign boy
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starlitcat · 11 days ago
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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