starryravine

[starryravine]

ok so im not really into gnr or slash anymore im going through the fucking hercules trials rn i wont be on here for a while Bye if anyone cares

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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

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me as a cat if anyone was wondering

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This is the vid I’ve been waiting my entire life for (Slash singing)

@//makys_music_addiction

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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i do not desire a labubu however i love that the current capitalism craze is a little fucking freak instead of a water bottle or a pair of shoes. i still dont respect it but its kind of endearing to me i suppose. im glad you guys are having fun with your creatures and whatnot

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i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts

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old man slash actually gives me the hardest lady boner i wanna sit my fatass down on his chest and ride him like a fucking cowboy. ask me about old man slash and i’m gonna explode like a mormon losing their goddam v card. holy shit

Mormon losing their v card?😭😭

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he is soooo puppy !!

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big fan of the word tangentially

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youre mom so dinosaur she went roar and died

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depression life hack get a big as fuck trash can for your room like kitchen sized trash can sure it looks weird but then it stops you from just putting it on the floor and you dont have to take it out as often

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I love your profile!

than k ❤️

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Don't ever interact with my account again, I can only block you from my main and not this one. -@slashes-slut

whatd i do 💔

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I need someone to write a fic about old man Slash getting off to fanfics about himself, I crave it, please