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CRUSHED THE INTERVIEW
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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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crazy how you can be hanging on by a thread for like four months. Or your entire life
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Fresh out the shower or whatever Taylor Swift said 😮💨
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Workshop of Rubens, Anne d’Autriche, reine de France (detail)
c. 1625
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Found out my interview panel tomorrow is made up of 5 middle aged southern men and I’ll be speaking on a project I made highlighting maternal healthcare deserts, I’m so cooked
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i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him
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the path to employment is filled with the worst hurdles known to mankind
#three weeks of talking to this recruiter and I finally have an onsite interview with the company tomorrow and she’s now scheduling an hour#of prep tonight and a colleague of hers wants to meet me at the office tomorrow ??? I’m meeting enough strangers already I don’t want#another random person there??? they are making me so much more nervous for this#I hate my current job so much and I want out so bad and to actually be in my field but every requirement to do so makes me want to curl up#and die#just give me a job without making me answer#a million stupid ass questions that I’m gonna have to make up answers for anyway#and I know this is all a defense mechanism because of the anxiety and worry I’m#that I’m never gonna find a job but like it feels real because I am crazy <3
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biting someone is never the wrong thing to do. bite! bite! bite relentlessly!
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telling someone "you know it can't love you back, right? 🙄 if it's in the house with you when you die, it will eat your corpse without hesitation" about their husband
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Just a friendly merchant 💜 art tumblr | art twt | everything-twt
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Mantis love, by Lucas Garcete {via Instagram}
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