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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

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i think two weird freak bisexuals can do whatever. Save the world, even

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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

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oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

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i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

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whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

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do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

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LOVE WILL FIND YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN EVEN WHEN YOU THINK IT WON'T

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FONTAINES D.C. — Jackie Down the Line Live on CNN's Amanpour +

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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

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happy (late) john fucks up his exorcism and ruins his life day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i will not change my url immediately after changing my profile picture and blog theme. changing my url immediately after changing my profile picture and blog theme is the mind killer

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Two rules for creating anything.

1) Make it weird.

2) Make it with love.

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i don't need therapy i need my head crushed by a large rock