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wishful thinking

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mmmm I want to interrupt our regularly scheduled Midnight program to bring to you; 

Roommates Scar & Mumbo. Scar wingmanning for Mumbo to win over Grian. Grian, under the impression Scar & Mumbo are already an item, interpreting this as an invitation to a polycule as Mumbo’s Other Boyfriend. Scar & Mumbo, not realizing they give off major Dating Vibes. Scar realizing the more he sees them together that his feelings are Maybe Not So Platonic After All for both of them. Ensue awkward pining and ironic angst from Scar, Mumbo just Not Realizing he basically has Two Boyfriends, and Grian trying not to think too hard on the fact that Scar ‘doesn’t wanna date him, too.’

Anyway. This popped in my head the other day and has been stewing. Now I get to make it your problem <3

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Based off my headcanon that Henry had to run into the Toppat clan before Infiltrating The Airship

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This is the fluffiest fic I think I’ve ever written and I love it.

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First chapter of a Trolls World Tour Fic! Also known as the Evil Funk AU Fic!

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What do you mean Pop trolls don’t play this whenever they get mad at another tribe?

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That feel when you’re in several fandoms at once and don’t have the time but you gotta

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This is the cutest thing I have ever seen!!

For @starsfallsilent for @spark-exchange

With Gkika manning the fort and fixing up any of the more injured Jaegers who came to her door, I just bet that there were gangs of Wilds, who would deliberately get themselves injured just enough for it to count as an ‘injury’, just as an excuse to visit home.

Caught a sudden craving for Miss Folger’s gingerbread armies? Time to find the nearest villager mob to fling yourself into.

I also imagine that some Wildies tended to roam a bit closer to home, so that - on the not inconsiderable chance someone did actually manage to slip through the Empire’s watch and take a shot at them in the name of revenge- there’d be at least a few relatively fighting fit jaegers around waiting for them.

And, seeing as they’re jaegers, I also have absolutely no doubt that they’d make a competition about it. There’s a few criteria: Speed, Style, and Stupid. 

Some villagers can get a bit overenthusiastic. Just ask Lyubov about that lady with the clothes hanger. Or the time Hercule got lost down a chimney.

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This girl has clearly never read any Heterodyne stories. They thrive on breaking the laws of physics. Agatha’s Grandfather likes to invite enemies in and yell ‘Surprise!’. Do your research.

The look on her face though contrasted with the background is perfection.

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I feel like Klaus sometimes deeply regrets opening a school. Especially one for Sparky kids.

Though it’s hilarious his first instinct is asking if they’re okay when they just did the equivalent of knocking over a nuclear bomb. You can just hear the ‘longsuffering parent who’s put up with this so long he’s used to it.”

Then again. Gilgamesh Wulfenbach is his son.

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People should stop talking about Jägers not being sneaky because like. Look at this scene. Lars doesn’t even bring them up as an option or a risk and neither does Abner. In fact they’re intensely startled to see them.

That means Da Boyz left the town, changed clothes, snuck back in the town, and then fucking sat down on top of the wagon where nobody noticed them. Possibly right in front of the guards.

Jägers are experts at sneaking. But only use it for the drama.

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I’m fully convinced Mechanicsburg is like butterflies in they have all these weird traditions that were actually just working around the Heterodyne.

Like nobody walks on Snailer Street. You go around or adapt various hijinks to avoid touching the street itself like anti gravity boots. And tourists think it’s the citizens playing up their weird angle, but no, Lord Eobny five centuries ago once turned that specific street into a breeding ground for land piranhas and Mechanicsburg still treats it the same way.

And if you step on this one specific trilobite in front of the cathedral, you have to run and touch another Very Specific Trilobite or otherwise your house will burn down. Because three centuries ago, the Castle decided it wanted to screw with people and would actually set houses on fire.

Name any tradition and a Heterodyne absolutely caused it (oo, what traditions does Agatha cause?)

Just Mechanisburg and it’s old fashioned traditions. Sure.

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I like how Klaus doesn’t pick up on the fact that the Heterodyne girl is NOT dead because otherwise the Jägers would be fucking rioting after losing the best possible heir. I mean, maybe he didn’t kill her himself but he did knock out a Jäger and drove her off the ship.

If Agatha has died, the Jägers would definitely not be the equivalent of “oh well too bad. That’s chill.”

Klaus has no chill 2k19 and neither do the Jägers.

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I’m pretty sure half their excitement is from the fact that she’s actually freeing and commanding them, unlike Bill and Barry who have gone into far more dangerous situations without backup.

They just drop straight into hunt mode and seem so excited to be doing so. Like that’s their commanding officer but you heard the Heterodyne.

I love this scene so much because like. It comes off as super intimidating but look at those smiles. The Jägers are like yeeeeessss you’re doing great sweetie, we’ll burn down the world for you.

It almost comes off as judgemental but like, in a super positive way? Like yes our New Heterodyne is so smart and they’re letting us go fight!

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I love this scene so much because like. It comes off as super intimidating but look at those smiles. The Jägers are like yeeeeessss you’re doing great sweetie, we’ll burn down the world for you.

It almost comes off as judgemental but like, in a super positive way? Like yes our New Heterodyne is so smart and they’re letting us go fight!

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Disney: Alright so how do we increase diversity in the Artemis Fowl Movie? Something for the girls.

Artemis Fowl Fans: Vinyaya. The Queen. Vinyaya, the councilwoman, official badass, and commander of Section 8. Why do you even ask? The answer is Vinyaya.

Disney: Look! We genderbent Captain Root! Perfect!

Artemis Fowl Fans:

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The biggest problem with Rey “Skywalker” is timing. First of all, as of Force Awakens, Kylo is 29 years old. This is important because Rey is only 19 at this time, making Kylo ten years old when she is born. Let’s ignore the implications that she at least vaguely knew her parents. The only moment I could see any of the Skywalkers ditching their very young child on a desert planet is just after Luke fleeing and Kylo’s rise. Keep her safe right? However, he was definitely not ten years old in the flashback. Let’s put him at sixteen and Rey would be at six. By then, it looks like she had already been living on Jakku.

In conclusion, the Skywalker theory expects me to believe that either Luke or Leia has a child and ditched her on a desert planet long before any actual reasons for it came about.