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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

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Who knows how much longer I'll lay on the floor

Touch me till I vomit

I'm not scared of god, I'm scared he was gone all along

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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fiber arts is really a laundering scheme for mathematics.

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big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also

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apology post for the earlier angst ... (im not sorry)

slightly freaky/suggestive art under the cut

"until they bluescreen" well here you go

i also saw somewhere abt a headcanon where their glasses change rgb value like a mood ring ... hmm

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born to infodump forced to constantly worry if the other person actually cares or if im making sense or if i said something wrong or if im embarrassing myself or if they want me to stop talking or

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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

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no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant

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Thesis statement for all of USA history forever

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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

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I thought it was full bush in a bikini, not the middle east????

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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*

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me and my moots <3

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Darcy: She hates me, she hates me. Nothing I can do to fix that right now. But over my dead body, she'll like Wickham.

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And nor will I

History will not be kind towards the people in power today