the comforting touch of le monké • i am an advanced little scamp • a guy in the shape of a man and the body of a man also
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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.
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saw on twitter, thought it’d resonate with some people here
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we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?
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(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship
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I bet having your remains sink to the sea floor and be picked over by crabs and worms and shellfish for years feels good as fuck if you're a whale
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