staticedgy
staticedgy
StaticEdgy
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staticedgy 1 month ago
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Welp... finally downloaded the app... why do I feel like I just cursed myself?
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staticedgy 1 month ago
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GUESS WHERE I AM!
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Love to see those google map nerds figure this one out...
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staticedgy 2 months ago
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soooooo...
.... who the f@#% are all you ppl? I don't remember makeing /any/ of these posts....
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staticedgy 2 months ago
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insert emotion here
Status update: got in trouble at work, still have to go back tonight, hate everything Sept my little biscuit. Anyway off to have some nightmares! 馃槂 byyyyyyyyyeeeeee.....
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staticedgy 2 months ago
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Bluh
oh look... a post.
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staticedgy 4 years ago
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Is that a cookbook in her hand?
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staticedgy 7 years ago
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an ex art student鈥檚 lament
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staticedgy 7 years ago
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And now lady's and gentleman i give you... Tolkien... aw heck now ah wanna read tha books y'all!
Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren鈥檛 in earshot they鈥檒l never know right?
Then about a week into their journey like
Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying
Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we鈥檙e the worst
Legolas:
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staticedgy 7 years ago
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Nothing else to rly add here... it's beautiful as it is. Shine on bright star.
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My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.
Nail polish is for everyone.
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staticedgy 7 years ago
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*ties a ribbon around it*
Step right up lady's and see the world's smallest sadest... never mind, I'm not that mean... sorry bro.
this website is like my dick
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staticedgy 7 years ago
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Once again ladys and gentlemen i give you Tumblr.
this website is like my dick
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staticedgy 7 years ago
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Will try this...
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tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads
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staticedgy 7 years ago
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Sigh...
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staticedgy 7 years ago
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Perfect dumpster diveing conditions.
There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 am with it鈥檚 empty streets and cold wind.
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staticedgy 7 years ago
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staticedgy 7 years ago
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Cutest fucking thing I've seen all day.
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staticedgy 7 years ago
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This is messed up
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