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cant take this "date everything" videogame people are talking about seriously because the so called objects youre dating just turn into conventionally attractive people. whats the damn point. fake ass objectum game
#i do like a lot of the characters but. yeah#you can still make it objectum if you try#id fuck hector in his HVAC form no questions asked
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tiktok users will call themselves a crazy freak for being into conventionally attractive men with a couple of scars whereas tumblr users will straightfaced come up to you and be like ‘aha yeah im pretty vanilla i only want to fuck the Normal Amount of computer components :)’
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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.
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man i really hope my roommates haven’t figured out that if they hear my fan running, it probably means im jacking off 💀
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IDog Blinkies and Favicons
ask/request from anon
You can find the “digital dogs” series here! -> 💿
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“Dedicated To The One I Love”
My piece for HWC4! 🛰️💛
@handlewithcarezine
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incredible things happening in the robot fucker community right now
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Chinese netizens randomly kissed their tarot decks, then drew cards to ask how the deck felt about it.
OP: Me (sudden impulse): kisses deck. The Deck(pulls out The Lover and The Devil): "Wait... is this even allowed??"
OP: When I kissed my deck and asked if it was happy, It said: "I'm freaking out." (The Tower)
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I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)
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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
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i sent u my circuits plz respond
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