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"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

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And then, for funsies~ You can pair them up like a dating simulator, and they all eventually have to fight. By fighting, I don't mean fists punching— I mean, unless they dig that.

And, then you are just dying, because you ship these characters so much!! Unless this one ship is superior, then you feel sad for the other characters because they don't have that much chance. LOL

"how can you multiship?" well you see honey, when two people love each other very much and neither of them is real...

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i made this :D

GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP | FAIRLY ODD PARENTS

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Is this really Erica Smith? Not really, but this is what I imagine she looks like in "The Hobbit". It's just a creative liberties. :D Yes, I did take the base from Patty Nelson. Honestly, Patty Nelson looks so cute with her little aesthetic! :D Erica Smith took attention from Cartman, and Cartman asks Kyle: how about her, and Butters do enjoy. :D

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I drew the characters from the list. Two-Faced

(I wouldn’t know this; Shout out to the discord peeps! Love them sillies 💛)

If you want to see the full video here!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bse0FGdm50&list=PLkFWd3_YSI2dU1_KNNiMJj-z626iCNEiJ&index=15&ab_channel=RoamingBerry

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i like the idea of Kenny liking headpats. Tammy gives him headpats and he's happy. Kelly gives him headpats and he's happy. Anyone gives him headpats and he's happy. He just likes having his hair stroked and gently taken care of like that's literally his love language. If you go so far as to wash his hair lovingly for him and comb it he will fall head over heels for you and he's going to sacrifice his life for you (not that it matters much because he'd just wake up the next day with one more traumatic memory)

YES YES YES YES HE'D FUCKING LOVE THAT!!

When his friends all get together for sleepovers and stuff he tends to sit on the floor in front of the couch so that people can play with his hair while they watch movies.

He likes letting Tammy run a comb with conditioner through his hair. If it's really long then she'll braid it for him.

Kelly showed him how to use a ponytail holder and lets him borrow hair accessories sometimes.

Sometimes Karen tries to give him pats and he literally has to get on his knees for her to reach his head. It's so fucking worth it though

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I am so sad. I can’t put everything inside the box. But that’s okay. Here’s the scrambled mess. Lola and Red is doing fingernails in the comforts of their own home. 💅💅

And here’s the completed version!

I know I could have put @/mentioned on their faces, but nah. I don’t feel like it, and also it will cover my art :(

Disclaimer: it’s not up, yet. I am writing chapters as we speak, on my phone. The other stuff is actually on hiatus for now… I need my computer to be fixed ahfjnsmfmfdm (and also this is my first drawing of Lola, so I’m pretty happy!!)

Bonus, in scene of why it did NOT (that I may or may not include)

Jenny Simons: Lola’s bow kinda looks ugly ngl. However, she was too happy in it; she is extremely nervous 💅🤭. And she thinks she looks cute, to which she is 🛍️. And I don’t want her date to be spoiled. 💝💖🎙️

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https://www.tumblr.com/basketballandtextbooks/631379615042158592/things-i-love-abt-dougie

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👻 corpsecourse Follow

dni if you support relationships between vampires and the vampire they sired. i am so serious, i dont care what your justification is, that is an unforgivable power imbalance. its almost as bad as vampire human relationships (and if you support that i hope you get a splinter in the heart)

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

op what the fuck is your problem? more maggots in your brain than usual? go out into the real underworld and touch some graveyard dirt. i know at least 7 vampires who are in happy healthy relationships with the vampire who sired them. me included! this may shock you but we started dating when i was human and she was a vamp!

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i hate to tell you this but you're in a toxic relationship and i sincerely hope youre able to get out.

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

HELLO???????

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i keep seeing people saying this shit and honestly i think it stems from the infantalization of humans. humans are capable of making decisions for themselves. do some vampires abuse their powers over humans? of course! but you cant assume that every single human vampire relationship (or sire and sired relationship for that matter) is some unhealthy power imbalance, especially when you dont even know them!!!

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i think op is forgetting that humans can be just as harmful to vampires as they can be to humans. dont tell me you completely just forgot about the existence of vampire slayers

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next thing you know op is gonna be saying that a hundred year age gap between fully fledged vampires is problematic

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it literally is. i dont care if you are a 1000 years old vampire, if your significant other is 100 years older than you they have more life experience than you. god you guys are stupid why dont you all step into a sunbeam

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hey guys i just went to ops account and their pinned post was about how they dont consider werewolves part of the monster community cuz theyre not undead. just block and move on it is NOT worth it

🐺vamplovingwolf Follow

isnt it funny how whenever theres some rancid discourse like this its always made by coffinscrews

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I said I’ll go to sleep. I said I’ll go to sleep; but I am a liar. My brain is JUST miraculous ladybug and Hazbin Hotel - guys I need to clean today. IM SCARED TO SLEEP: I’m on a time limit. 😔💯✍️💤

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i love you beginner artists. i love you inconsistent art styles. i love you artists without a clear aesthetic. i love you artists who dont post every single day. i love you visible imperfections. i love you works in progress. i love you ugly color palettes. i love you anime art. i love you OCs. i love you fanartists. i love you self inserts. i love you ship art. i love you furries. i love you artists who purely draw for fun.

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look at 'em, quotes are so fun! :D

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"Queerplatonic/Fake Dating" Creek, but it's just them messing people up. Them saying that they have a gaydar and saying that they must be gay because they have a gaydar. (Even though, they are not gay whatsoever, because they are like straight in a relationship, but people sees them as gay so it must be true.)

And the person asks: "Okay, huh! WHO?!"And Tweek always somehow points at the right answer and it scares the person, because it's eerily correct, but then they are voilently confused because, "But they are my friend??"

Yes, it's like the Asian Situation but the thought of the "gays" using Asian powers are so funny to me.

(Fake relationships/totally gay does have their own perks and it's to mess people up.)

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Butters, to Kenny: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable. Kenny: … Butters: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.

I saw this incorrect quotes and it reminds me of them

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LOL, I LOVE IT

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

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HELP, I JUST IMAGINED... JUST MONIKA, BUT WITH JUST BRADLEY. I AM CRACKLING.

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So in Fractured But Whole...

If you enter Nichole's house, you will hear this:

"I am thinking about dying my hair, but then I had to change my name into Hazelnut Blonde." - Red

"Maybe just frost your tips."- Nichole

So, I have decided to just... Edit her hair! :D

This is Red McArthur:

This is Hazelnut Blonde:

And this is... Nichole's suggestion! At least, what I envision: Hazel Red/Blonde Red... or somethin'