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…I want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls

EDIT FOR JAN 2025: I’M MAKING A ZINE OF MISS PIGGY FASHIONS. It is happening, I have heard your comments. Please stay tuned to my instagram for updates!! Here’s a preview:

thank you for like, a bajillion notes!!!

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the sexual tension between me and a tattoo i don’t have money for right now

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i'm so sorry for the person i'm going to become 2 WEEKS FROM NOW

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tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

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Giulia Maria Belli: L'Alcove du serpent.

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girl i am so mad all the time

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everyone stop saying strange and incorrect things about stebbins NOW.

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the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD

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Edward Sheriff Curtis: Aphrodite In Water (1920)

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pin-up

b&w originals

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the far side (in 3D)

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Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

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in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early

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DogPhone will let dog use phone