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Chronically-in-pain Eddie Munson who sits on a throne for D&D because it’s plush and gives extra support, can throw his leg over the side and look like a god lording over his plebeians when his knee starts to ache. He got the van at a steep discount and loves it with his whole heart but keeps extra support pillows in the back, takes a “smoke break” but goes to rest because his hip joints won’t stop aching and Jeff says they have to get this cover right before their next gig at the Hideout. Leans against anything nearby while he’s standing and gets called a queer before he even knows what it means because his body just hurts so, sometimes, his hip is cocked and his foot pointed and wrist limp and thats enough for the likes of some asshole like Carver. Cooks dinner while sitting on a stool some days, slouched over the stove and begging the canned soup to boil faster. Eddie Munson who asks Steve to ride him the first time they fuck but doesn’t explain it’s because his shoulder feels like it’s falling out of his body and he needs to just lay flat for a moment.

Steve Harrington who sees the way Eddie always hides his grimace and runs a warm bath in his disrespectfully large tub the morning after, sits behind Eddie in the steamy water and coaxes him into explaining the ins and outs of his chronic pain.

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Metalsandwich execpt

Eddie just got a lot taller. He didn’t stop growing when everyone else did.

Billy hated it at first. He was 5’10” he was the correct height for a man. It wasn’t his fault that compared to Eddie fully grown he looked… short. Steve didn’t care he was 6’ and that was good enough for him. Even if Eddie was still a few inches taller.

And Eddie never changed his style. He still wore big boots, taller and more clunky than you’d expect from a nearly thirty year old. He was a big gangly tower.

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BUDDIE + text posts/tweets (8/∞)

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Let me suck the farts outta it

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HUGE cast, we might have peak in our hands

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The full set!!!

then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

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my personal argument for open borders is really simple it just boils down to "i believe restricting human movement and barring certain people from certain places on this earth is a human rights violation"

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i dont know what to caption this i just wanted an excuse to draw them as teenagers. best behaved kids in the whole school.

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i started listening to the magnus archives

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I made this like ages ago, I remember it made numbers on other social media so I figured I could repost some Elias slander here

For anyone wondering: punch is Basira, stab is Melanie, derogate is Tim, and burn is Martin (King) Blackwood

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Rewatching TMA and getting to Arachnophobia is a lot funnier when you imagine Jon just having war flashbacks as he reads through this, like, no WONDER the poor man thought that it was some kind of prank

“Can you be haunted by the ghost of the spider that destroyed your childhood ?”

I don’t know, Jon, CAN you ?

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has anyone done this yet?? idk and idc, have whatever this is that my 5am brain cooked up.

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"Dude," Steve says, pressing on his eyes because he feels like he's about to cry. "What the fuck."

"What?" Dustin squeaks, alarmed. "What? Steve, you're freaking me out!"

"Good!" Because Steve just worked eighteen hours and it's past midnight and he got thrown up on twice and there was a bed pan incident and even though he showered at the hospital he probably smells awful and it rained and he lost his keys so he had to take the bus and he's sweaty and tired and wet and cold and Dustin's DnD friend is hot. "I can't believe you'd do this to me!" Okay, maybe Steve's feeling a little delirious.

"Do what??" Dustin is full on shrieking right now. His hot friend is standing in their apartment looking more and more worried and hot.

"You didn't tell me he was hot!"

The expressions that go across Dustin's face is impressive, before they stop and he settles on a flat glare. "Seriously??"

Hot guy is now blushing and Steve will collapse if he doesn't keep with the righteous fury.

"I've been TRYING to get you two to meet for months now!"

"You didn't tell me he was hot, though! Dustin!!"

"I don't know what guys are hot, Steve!" Dustin says indignantly. "I thought you didn't like nerds!"

"Dustin!"

"Um," says hot guy. He looks like he's panicking.

Dustin's face changes again. "Oh, no. Oh, no, you're right."

"All this time!" Steve says and he really is close to tears. "You've been nagging on me all this time to find my soulmate, and you had the perfect guy right here?? You had him in my home??? Dustin!"

"Whoa," whispers hot guy.

"I'm sorry," Dustin wails now, just as distraught. "You love nerds, all your favorite people are nerds, I don't know what I was thinking, oh my god!" He whirls on hot guy. "Eddie, give Steve your number right now!"

"Okay," says hot guy Eddie, immediately. His face is super red and his eyes are wide, and he looks scared out of his mind as he fumbles his pocket for his phone. "Yeah-Yep-Absolutely. This is a thing that's happening."

Steve, tears burning in his eyes, watches as Dustin punches his number into Eddie's phone. "Okay," he says a little nasally, wiping quickly at his face. "Okay, I'm going to shower and then sleep for two days, and then pretend like this never happened so I can look hot guy in the eye when he asks me on a date. Sound good?"

"Sounds great!" Dustin says, all cheery now. Behind him, still looking vaguely scared for his life, hot guy gives him a shaky thumbs up.

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Yeah

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Penelope: One kiss, it would not mean anything.

Inner Colin after the kiss:

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Colin Bridgerton & Penelope Featherington ↳ Bridgerton Season 3 (Part 1)