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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat
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Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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you can go back to the past but nobody’s there
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“who hurt you” me dude I’m fucking dumb
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saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

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beautiful women named excessive heat warning keep messaging me
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