Laurie ⭐︎ she/her ⭐︎ tired millennial I make things sometimes ⭐︎ #tuserlaurieI love Chris Evans a normal amount
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rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy
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Trump appears to have made the military decision without consulting Congress, which (under Article I of the Constitution) has warmaking powers.
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New Pope Leo XIV sounds cool. He hates JD Vance.
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they're replacing the communion wine and wafers w malort and deep dish pizza
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Do u think he prefers deep dish or italian pizza
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american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.
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i love the conclave. what do you mean the entire world has tv cameras trained on the chimney of an old italian palace waiting for days or weeks until the color of the smoke changes and we find out who’s been elected as the next supreme dictator of catholicism
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our father, who art in chicago,
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you've heard of the "came back wrong" trope. now get ready for its evil cousin.. came back American
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CHRIS EVANS as STEVE ROGERS CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) dir. Joe Johnston
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Chrisjen Avasarala The Expanse ♦ 2.09 "The Weeping Somnambulis"
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Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds
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