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My grandad died of a heart attack and when they got to the hospital the doctor said "he had a heart attack but we think he also had an aneurysm because one eye is dilated." My dad said "you know he has a glass eye right?"

unexpected eye exam finding

60y/o man presents for adult well-visit. Me: All right, cover your right eye for me. Can you read the bottom row of letters? Patient: [reads them perfectly] Me: Awesome! Now cover the other eye, and let’s do the same thing. Patient: [covers other eye] I can’t see anything. Me: How about the top row? Patient: Nope. Me: Even the big E? Patient: What E?

Me: [worried but hiding it] All right. Let’s try something else then. [holds up index finger] Cover your right eye and follow my finger with your left eye. Patient: [follows instructions perfectly] Me: Excellent. Now let’s try the other one. Patient: [right eye does not move]

Me: [worrying even more but still trying to hide it] Okay. [picks up ophthalmoscope] I’m going to check your left eye first, okay? Patient: Okay. Me: [performs fundoscopic exam on left eye] All right. Everything looks good here! Let’s try the other one. Patient: Okay. Me: [attempts fundoscopic exam, but light bounces back at me] 

Me: I- [working hard to conceal panic] Your right eye is interesting. Patient: Yeah, it’s a glass eye. Me: …what? Patient: [clearly trying not to laugh] It’s a glass eye. Me: Were you planning on telling me at some point? Patient: [bursts into fit of giggles] I wanted to see you freak out first!

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no offence

no offence but can i Die??????

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monkey brain: living in large group good. shared resources. cuddles for extra warmth.

depressed human brain: alienate your friends and family then tell yourself no one loves you

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Thor Odinson, part-time interior decorator.

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Oh, look, it’s the Three Musketeers. 

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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insp.

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Regina Mills Appreciation Week: Day Seven 

Free Day: Regina “Sass Queen” Mills

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It’s not what we came here to do.

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Dragonstone sits on a mountain of dragonglass (…) We know that dragonglass can destroy both White Walkers and their army (…) “The Night King’s army grows larger by the day. We can’t defeat them on our own. We don’t have the numbers. Daenerys [Targaryen] has her own army and she has dragonfire” / Jon Snow (7.02)

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Riz Ahmed featured in Charli XCX’s “Boys” Music Video

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JOIN THE JAEGER UPRISING

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