AU - Eddie Kaspbrak (teen & adult) RP/Ask blog. 18+. Will have mature themes. OC, Crossover friendly. Feel free to interact! Divorced, bisexual, and has a few tattoos. Mun: @treble-trilltrill.
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Eddie took a few steps back, his eyes wide in unsure fear and alarm. He sure as hell didn't trust him. 'Sure be a cold day in hell before that happens,' he thought, eyeing the smile he was receiving from the clown with uncertainty. "I sure don't wanna float," he started. "Those other kids that were floating when we found Beverly were dead, like rotting and maggot ridden, and I sure as hell don't wanna die any time soon," he practically wheezed. "I already have Bowers trying to kill me already."
((I have returned))
After such a long hiatus, my dearest loves, I have returned to you with much love to give…Come float with me…please? I promise we’ll have a great time up here….
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"You, of all people, telling me that I shouldn't panic, makes me sure as hell p a n i c. And I'm sure your definition of fun isn't actually fun for me in particular, clown."
((I have returned))
After such a long hiatus, my dearest loves, I have returned to you with much love to give…Come float with me…please? I promise we’ll have a great time up here….
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*absolute panic*
((I have returned))
After such a long hiatus, my dearest loves, I have returned to you with much love to give…Come float with me…please? I promise we’ll have a great time up here….
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I UM I AH M M AH UR CUTE
#corona virus#cant shake of the hands#but kisses are fine#i dont make the rules#honestly#no kiss#later tho#not when the world is dying#eddie rambles
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what is love
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Why are you so worried about germs when you could be worried about something useful, like radioactive gas poisoning from radon in homes?
Mmmm, yep, slow death my dude. Just what we need 👌 👁️👄👁️
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👁️👄👁️ 🔪 wash your hands ya fucking heathens.
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Marathoning House has not been a smart move. Funny but anxiety building.
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That moment when you absentmindedly roll over on the hip they did multiple shots on and proceed to yeet yourself in a fit of rage and pain across the bed like buttered buttermilk biscuit bitch
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*internal screaming*
Hey, TW, butcha ever puke so much (over 5+ times) to the point ya start puking blood there at the end and your lungs go, "OH SHIT I WANT SOME OF THAT!"....? YEAH, THATS MY DAY.
#Guess who was in the ER today.#And a new list of pills to take#because I have a sever upper respiratory infection#as well as a severe UTI#AND WAS HOOKED TO A DAMN DRIP BECAUSE OF DEHYDRATION#AND PUKIN BLOOD CAUSE HEY#I CANT HOLD FOOD OR WATER DOWN#CAUSE MY BODY BELIEVES I'M SUFFOCATING#...#I'm a grown ass man and I STILL have problems#for fucks sake bro this is old#I was in that ER all fucking day#getting pricked and prodded#I should be used to this by now#*sigh*#..... yeah I've been told I can't do shit for a few days#Lovely.#eddie rambles#Eddie Kaspbrak
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I've never been so happy and giddy to see a clean and polished microwave
#cleaned it again#got tired of it being filthy#...not that hard fto clean after yourself#*inhale*#Why am i the only one who cleans...
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