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āthis is the hill you want to die on?ā oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!
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the optician prescribing me new glasses
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#tomarry#tom riddle#this is the prettiest tom i've ever seen in my entire life. like omg#his hair???#his face?#so pretty
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one minute you're watching a 30 second edit of a ship that you thought was in the past for you and the next you have 10 ao3 tabs open, have hunted down every last edit in existence and are 1 really good fic away from rewatching the source material.
this ship is my life now. there's nothing i can do about it
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Another part of my post-ROTJ AU.
Rebels donāt really want former commander-in-chef of Empire to lead their troops so most of the time Anakin works as regular cargo pilot for rebellion or repairs their ships.
Why isnāt he in prison? He traded tons of Empireās secrets for his freedom, but when people ask him about that, he says that itās ten times cheaper to pay him for his military service than to keep him in prison. Which is truth by the way.
(How people make strangers on Tumblr talk about their plot bunnies and AUs with them? I feel like all my two fandom friends are already fed up with that AU).
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Patreon requestā¤ļø
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confessions and first kisses
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are notĀ Amanda and counting!
Weāll find you Amanda.
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āDISHONEST FISHERMANā HIDDEN BLADE | LISTING
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even though hannibal is a terrifying person, i donāt think he ever tries to act intimidating. heās always very well put together, he never yells, never tries to make himself scarier in any way cause i guess he knows he can be scary without all that. however, there was one scene that i genuinely felt terrified of him, and it was at the end of antipasto (s3 ep1) when he was killing anthony (will graham knockoff) in front of bedelia
hannibal is very reckless the entire episode. he is posing as dr. fell, but that cover is threatened when anthony enters the scene, cause he knew the real dr. fell. if this were hannibal from earlier seasons, he would dispose of him as soon as possible, cause he was always careful about his cover. however, hannibal just seems to not give a shit in this case.
bedelia sees this happening and you can see she is really distressed about it. she was probably expecting hannibal to kill him when he invited him over for dinner, but he let him go. this put both hannibal and bedelia at risk, but hannibal didnāt really seem to care. bedelia probably fully realizes what kind of shit she has gotten herself into - this is not the same hannibal it used to be. so bedelia decides to run away but unfortunately for her, sheās too slow and hannibal comes back before she can leave. this time he brought anthony over to finally kill him cause now he realized heās only posing as dr. fell. honestly though, iād go even as far as to say he deliberately brought him in to kill in front of bedelia as a punishment, cause he probably figured sheās trying to escape. and then the terrifying shit begins.
this man never yells, but i feel like in this scene, he came the closest to that through the entire show. bedelia is out of her mind and heās just demanding āare you participating or observing?ā after which he goes into straight up gaslighting mode and tells her sheās actually participating. like heās literally actively killing the guy but heās saying āwhat have you gotten yourself into, bedelia?ā
and truly. sheās gotten herself into some utter shit and canāt take it. and hannibal is pissed about that. because it was supposed to be will with him. will that saw him and understood him and accepted him and wouldnāt be scared and wouldnāt try to run away. he brought bedelia as a weak replacement of will and heās angry because she just cannot replace will. so heās lashing out and acting all bitchy towards her here.
bedelia is later bragging about how she was with hannibal behind the veil. but she didnāt admit that it scared her and she tried to run. will has done all kinds of bad things to hannibal, but he was never scared of him and never wanted to run away from him.
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au where jedi healers take a vow not unlike jedi temple guards, but instead of wearing a mask and becoming anonymous, they give up their sight and wear blindfolds to allow the Force to guide their every action. itās also supposed to blind them to their patientsā differences, which used to be symbolic but since the war between the jedi and the sith broke out, has become much less so
because jedi healers are supposed to heal regardless of if their patient is a jedi or a sith, when theyāre deployed on battlefields after the fighting is over, they use the Force to heal every injured person they come upon.
anakin skywalker, who was chosen from the creche and agreed to follow the Healing path at the age of 9, thinks itās sort of stupid that they have to wait until after the fighting is over to begin to help because he can feel people dyingĀ in the Force, he can feel their painā
young general kenobi, who remembers his old creche-mate anakin skywalker and how blue his eyes once were, thinks itās beyond foolhardy that this healer is stealing out across an active battlefield, blindfold over his eyes and bending down to heal karking darth maul and single-handedly diverting all of obi-wanās attention away from the droids and sith legion because now he has to make sure heās ok he canāt just leave him to the whims of the Force, heās unprotected and heās going to get himself killedā-
itās a headache and a half for everyone involved because general kenobi keeps abandoning his battle strategy and sometimes even position to ensure healer skywalkerās safety and healer skywalker keeps dropping everything and everyone the moment he feels obi-wan kenobi get hurt in the Force to rush to his side, Force Vow of Healing Equality be damned.
butā¦ā¦the Council keeps deploying them to the same battlefield because healer skywalker is never more effective as when he knows he must heal fifty mortal wounds before he can rid general kenobi of a headache, and general kenobi is never as ruthless as when skywalker is on the field close to him, in potential harmās way
despite how much they insist they hate each otherĀ
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my favourite tom riddle characterisation is him just being such a little dragon
bestie sees chaos gremlin harry and his delicious magic and goes mine
now he goes to gather all his shiny little treasures and show them off to harry coz look at all my stuff look at how impressive i am pls let me add you to my collection look how comfy it is
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Iāll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words ācrucifix nail nipplesā into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.
#wtf did my eyes just read?#sorry that you had to read that whole thing#coz even the summarised version is too much
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Since quite a few people liked my last post with the Batcat kiddos, hereās a WIP sketch of Selina holding her twin baby boys. Saint is a tired lil man. The twins are between 5-7 months here.
@majesticwren šš more batfam content
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