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two separate coworkers of mine said I looked bisexual this week. what does this mean
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i. threwm up
I AM GOING TO BE THE FASTEST BOY ON THE FUCKING PLAYGROUND
#tw reversal of fortune mentioned#how the fuck do I tag this without tagging the item of trigger#anyway. ran a 39 min 5k two days ago and was so spiteful over it I ran a 30min 5k yesterday. and I threw up on the side of the road.#simeon was driving home from a meeting...asked me if I needed a ride home because I looked “unwell”#😐
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She was upset that I was tasked with keeping her from "helping" bake the cookies because she was trynna get on the table and counter
you should have let her help. she said she's nice
#no... I'm evil kitty (said evil kitty)#i was then shot 57 times#cats#I'm actually crying though#she is the grumpiest looking kitty I think I have ever laid eyes upon#bro is Pressed
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I still can't get over that first photo. Bro is so prim and proper.
I wish to bestow upon you




These silly images of my babies
Babies,,,
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I AM GOING TO BE THE FASTEST BOY ON THE FUCKING PLAYGROUND
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Hi satan‼️‼️‼️ levi here AND WHOA? YOU NEVER TOLG ME YOU HAD TUMBLR ⁉️⁉️⁉️ ROFL
you think I wouldn't have tumblr??
#the true 2012 tumblr baddie#superwholock... I've seen it all#I reblog tumblrina gifsets like my life depends on it#get on my level
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
#you're gonna need to trust me on this#but if this is you#and they wont buy you proper conditioner#mayonnaise. on the hair#put mayo on your hair
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Experimenting on capcut as a birthday gift for myself despite this being made a month ago
Not happy with it anymore but at least it's finished
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#I'm not a prude#but#i just saw a post#saying that theyd do some horrible things to me#i just#wow#just wow
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everyday I see cute art of Solomon and I together and everyday it's posted by THE SAME GUY WHO BLOCKED ME SO I CANT REBLOG IT
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Had this Meme in my head all day and needed this
Blank template under the cut if anyone wants to mess with it
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It's giving ✨ gentle persuasion ✨

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fun fact! satan canonically has cat stickers on his laptop. bros a cutie patootie like that
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Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry
A delicious meal
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