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the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults

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double textin someone while ignoring someone’s double texts

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"I'd rather be volunteer on hunger games than listen to Donald Trump talk"

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It makes you feel warm doesn't it #boy

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The worst kinda people are those that look at you type your password

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Reblog if your icon is actually you.

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teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:

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Do simple shit for your significant other. Send them songs you like, tell them they look good, write them dumb little notes, buy them their favorite candy, tell them corny jokes, watch their favorite show with them, etc.

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You're so controversial...I like you"

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i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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me: i'll give you two dollars

college: .........tuition is $39,000

me: you're good. 2.50

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everyone: are you in school? Have you graduated? What are you doing with your degree? Where do you work? What do you plan on doing, long term? What’s your ideal career? How are you saving money? Are you still living at home? When are you moving out? Are you still single? Are you meeting anyone? What–

me:

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When you didn’t even study for the test but still got a good grade…