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hey. hey, so the reason that hating people and attacking them has up until today failed to give us the utopia we deserve is ONLY, and i mean ONLY because we have not yet hated enough people or attacked the right ones until they were totally dead. i promise. i promise you once we find the people who really do deserve to be hated, attacking them until they are dead is going to work so well, and the economy will be fixed, and everyone will stop doing all the stuff you don't like, because we will have killed them, and they will have deserved it, and no one will ever be sad or scared or confused again.

anyway, let's try it with those smug assholes that use chatGPT and aren't sorry. i have a really good feeling that this time we've figured out the correct bad guys to hate and attack, and for all the right reasons, too.

i mean fuck it, what do we have to lose? we can always go and try the jews again if this one doesn't pan out.

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Thurston's Orange Peel Theory

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dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

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Ville de Paris airship in its hangar

French vintage postcard

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vaguely and ominously allude to the terrible things you have done to your enemies when a woman at court tries to walk ahead of you at a formal procession. 

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The Doctor. Holy SHIT but in this the Doctor…

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I WILL BEAR MYSELF TO PEOPLE AUTHENTICALLY EVEN IF IT COULD LEAD TO EMBARRASSMENT AND POSSIBLE REJECTION FOR DEEPER MORE MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS

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the sudden prevalence of emmerdale on my dash is just. fascinatingly weird.

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honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”

no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS

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not to vaguepost but there is a spectre

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Ref Recs for Whump Writers

Violence: A Writer’s Guide:  This is not about writing technique. It is an introduction to the world of violence. To the parts that people don’t understand. The parts that books and movies get wrong. Not just the mechanics, but how people who live in a violent world think and feel about what they do and what they see done.

Hurting Your Characters: HURTING YOUR CHARACTERS discusses the immediate effect of trauma on the body, its physiologic response, including the types of nerve fibers and the sensations they convey, and how injuries feel to the character. This book also presents a simplified overview of the expected recovery times for the injuries discussed in young, otherwise healthy individuals.

Body Trauma: A writer’s guide to wounds and injuries. Body Trauma explains what happens to body organs and bones maimed by accident or intent and the small window of opportunity for emergency treatment. Research what happens in a hospital operating room and the personnel who initiate treatment. Use these facts to bring added realism to your stories and novels.

10 B.S. Medical Tropes that Need to Die TODAY…and What to Do Instead: Written by a paramedic and writer with a decade of experience, 10 BS Medical Tropes covers exactly that: clichéd and inaccurate tropes that not only ruin books, they have the potential to hurt real people in the real world. 

Maim Your Characters: How Injuries Work in Fiction: Increase Realism. Raise the Stakes. Tell Better Stories. Maim Your Characters is the definitive guide to using wounds and injuries to their greatest effect in your story. Learn not only the six critical parts of an injury plot, but more importantly, how to make sure that the injury you’re inflicting matters. 

Blood on the Page: This handy resource is a must-have guide for writers whose characters live on the edge of danger. If you like easy-to-follow tools, expert opinions from someone with firsthand knowledge, and you don’t mind a bit of fictional bodily harm, then you’ll love Samantha Keel’s invaluable handbook

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"this user is proship" we're all pro ship how the hell else are we gonna get to the Northwest Passage

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