stories-and-thyme
stories-and-thyme
@stories-and-thyme
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name's Loki herebe chaos, history, and bullshit @storiesandthyme on youtube (also I follow back from a different account)
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stories-and-thyme · 2 months ago
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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
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stories-and-thyme · 3 months ago
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The IWTV drought has led to me writing a book about vampires in Appalachia
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stories-and-thyme · 6 months ago
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CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES
CALL YOUR SENATORS
(202) 224-3121
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That is the switchboard number; call in and ask for the rep or senator's office you want
MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD
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stories-and-thyme · 6 months ago
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
—Diary of Anne Frank, January 13, 1943
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stories-and-thyme · 6 months ago
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"And I'm trying my best to stand up for you in every way I can." 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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stories-and-thyme · 6 months ago
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Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore
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stories-and-thyme · 6 months ago
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stories-and-thyme · 6 months ago
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As much as my weird academic heart loves researching mummification....sometimes it's necessary to take a break and learn how to blanket
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I'd like it to be known I have never finished a single crochet project despite the amount if yarn I own
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stories-and-thyme · 6 months ago
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Why is it that so many fridge Pickles recipes make multiple jars???? Mine makes at minimum 4 and it's got fucky measurements so cutting it down will be evil and I have dyscalcula so I don't want to
I just want to make fridge pickles for my bog bodies video
Recipes are occasionally cruel
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stories-and-thyme · 6 months ago
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I just realized...........the jury selection process for the UHC shooter is gonna be BANANAS. Like Martin Shkreli to the nth power. *Everyone* in the US has a story about being fucked over by insurance, personally or in their closest circles. Gonna be wild.
Like this but. Way more.
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stories-and-thyme · 6 months ago
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I love when straight guy fans of things are determined to never see any gay subtext but there are certain characters that even THEY can’t outright deny are gay. One time I’m high school my friend was arguing w his dad about skysolo and all his dad could say was “well HAN’S not gay.” I think about that all the time.
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stories-and-thyme · 6 months ago
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One of my older cousins is actually a reformed snape wife and yesterday she walked in while me and her sister were watching your video laughing our asses off. She just stood there with a thousand yard stare and then silently went to the kitchen and started chugging vodka straight from the bottle.
Your cousin is???? Is she one of the people mentioned in the video?????????
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stories-and-thyme · 7 months ago
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This is not my edit but it is one of my favorites
(Original creator @cupiidbat on tiktok)
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stories-and-thyme · 7 months ago
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helen “trans people are perpetuating gender steriotypes” joyce is now upset that the scientific american is writing about how women were hunters too back in the day, not just mothers and caretakers. feminist win!
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stories-and-thyme · 7 months ago
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CALIGULA WASNT NAMED CALIGULA IT WAS A NICKNAME FROM WHEN HE WAS LITTLE THAT HE HATED
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stories-and-thyme · 7 months ago
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baby cats very cute
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stories-and-thyme · 7 months ago
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NO DEMONS DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
im trying new recipes and guys i fucked up
the house smells like a putrid combo of apple custard and the pillsbury dough boy's asshole
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