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dating someone who knocks the fuck out as soon as they hit the sheets but you have had chronic insomnia since you were 7 but you both get sad if you guys dont hug to sleep is

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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Today's Seal Is: Yummy Backpack I Eat It Maybe

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When you've got looming deadlines overlapping with personal projects you're desperate to finish but Every 5x5 Nonogram isn't going to solve itself...

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when i see an abandoned bike locked to a rack with its wheels stolen my immediate mental image is always a shackled skeleton in a dungeon

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The enemey of my enemy, well he's still my enemy, I just get a chuckle when they fight

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SUMMER SKETCH SALE!

Need a character icon or similar piece of portraiture art? Perhaps several of those things? You're in luck! In celebration of my ongoing persistent desire for any kind of active income stream at all, I'm offering a sale! For 15 bucks a pop you can be the proud recipient of half-body-ish drawings of the character of your choice, illustrated in this delightfully utilitarian sketch style I've been hammering out lately.

You can specify the character (fanart or OCs) drawing angle, and color scheme.

Reference images are appreciated; detailed descriptions are acceptable.

Revisions on color scheme and background only.

Opening eight slots to start with, filled on a first come first-served basis. Inquiries following that threshold will be placed in a queue.

I take Paypal and Venmo.

As always, a request for a horrid little freak of some stripe will play to my artistic strengths but relatively normal-looking people are also on the table.

You can find my commission sheet for more involved projects Here. I'll be running this more or less indefinitely through the summer because these are a blast to knock out. You can DM me here or on discord (@blastweave) if you're interested.

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yup, pretty funny. (reaches down and picks up a random inconspicuous rock off the ground and turns the base of it to face you and you see that etched into the bottom is the joke you just made with an inscribed date from 5 years ago and my signature)

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one time i told a guy with a huge punisher decal on his car that i loved the punisher but that i'm too scared to have any of his merch because in the current political climate i wouldn't want people to think i support killing police and the man had. no response whatsoever. he was smiling and completely frozen in place. i'd never seen anyone bluescreen that hard

do with this information what you will

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Article here (x)

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Nice, thank you!! I have "fancats" for both of them (x, x) if you want to see - I think the visible genes match on everything but the density.

Hello! Curious what you think of these two :) The fellow in the back is Spencer and the calico girl is Prim. This photo was taken seconds before they started wrestling again.

awwwww the cuties!!!

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despite the ingenue eyes, this is not an ingenue instrument player

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my love for you is like the moon; it controls the tides somehow through a mechanism i don’t entirely understand

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im thinking about getting everything in my whole life sorted tomorrow maybe

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong