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all milk is breast milk

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But pancakes :(

all milk is breast milk

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Ç̸̨̧̧̛̺̤̺̠̮̫͍͉̳̝͔͈͕̮̬̘̖͍͖͉̺͕̮͚͎̦̬̲̰̮͇̱̞͍͍̘̘̺̤͔͇̰̟͍͚̘͖̥̱̰͚̭͚̻̔̏̎͒̀̂͌̋͆͊̈́̈́̉̉́̇̎͂̀̐͑́̏̉͘͠ͅr̷̢̢̡̧̡̧̧̡̢̛̛͙͓̞̝̼̝̫̮͈͍̯̱͖̜̖̺̙͖̖͈̙͇̮̙̰͖̤̬͕͚̰̠̱̗̗̞̲͇̪̗̲̣̭̝͓͔̟͈̬̳͙̞̰̳̰̲̩̠͍̥̪̝̦̳̱͇̲̺̲̲̀̅́̀̈̃̏̂͌̀̆͐͛̊̃̎͂̆̾͊̅̍̿́̓̅͊̃́̈́̃͗̄̿̋͘̚̕͜͠͠ͅͅä̴̡̢̧̛̛̛͔̻̯̗͉̜͇̳̹̪͍̫̖̙̟̠̞̩̝͈͓̺̥͉͙̰͈̤̜͔͔͓̯̮͉̪̠̳̾̈́͋͐͋̐̂̔̂͗̑͐̉̿͐̔̀͋̂̀̇̓́̉̀̇̃̄̉̉͂̂̈̔̌̇̏̋̃͋̌̿̈̋̈́̄̿͂͐́̅̊̾͑͊̔̽͆̕̚͘̕̚̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͠ḉ̴̧̢̦͔̩̩̯͈̟̺̠̲̟͈̠̣̦̻͙̙̠̱͈̲̰͕̭͊̅̿͐̏́̂̎̅̄͒́̽̉̌̇̍̆͂̈́͛́̂̉̈́̕͘̚͘ͅķ̵̢̢̢̳̜͎̙̬̜͔͍͔̪͙̯̙͖̻̜̯̺̹̣͉͎̗̝̘̣̙̝̬̯̫̖͈̗̮̻̲̫̣̞͕̣̼͕̺̤̗͍͔͍̳̪̠͖͙͕͔͇̼̻̬̤̃̍̅̌̈̀͛̍̉͐͒̀̀̈̈́̉̂͒͘͠͝͠͝ȩ̷̢̡̢̢̢̡̙̟͍̺̮̪͚̱̫̰̩̪̘̖͖̠̯̟̗̖̱͎̞̲͉͚̦̮̫̖̜̯̙̮̳͇̮̦̯̩̙͎̣̪̙͕͚̼͈͈̹̳̼̺͓͔̜̫̰̬̞̓̆̇̏̉̋͜ͅͅͅͅd̶̢̢̧̧̡̡͙͎̪̯̥͖̲͍̰͉̹̱͉̩̞̖̦̻̳̝̮̫̯̻͈̯̲͓̥̭͓̲̦̻̪̘̺̠̦͚̤͖͇̗̟̼͓̭͍̰͍̦̜͍̳̈́͌̉̋̒̏̊͗͌̍̎̀́́̆͊̄̌̓͗̿̈́̎̉͗̈́̓͂̂̃̃͌͛̅͂͌̀̏͋͋̔̈́̀̃̔̇̾͘̕͜͝͝͝͠͝ ̶̨̨̧̨̢̛̗̭̮̻͔̟͕̣͉̬͙̹̰̦̟̬͈͈̟̯͕̝͔̮̤̹̦͚̟̻̗̯̙̫̳̲̟͕͆̀̀͒͌̅̈́͊͐̈̆̾̓̀͐̎͒͐̏̓̆̕̚̕ͅͅo̷̡̨̢̡̱̼͕̤̙͙̞̠̙͓̭͉̟̯̤̼̠͈̗̺̗͉̖̯̣͕͙̪͙̗̭̟͕͕̠̭̩̟͙̻͖̤̝̭̊̀̇̂̐͆̇͛͗̃̀̎̆̕ͅͅư̵̢̛̛͈͈̣̞̼̹̹͈̯̯̪͔̟̞̹̬͈͖̂̈̇̌̂̍̋̑̅́͆̒͛̑͗̈́̿͂̏̽̄̍̄́̎͂̐͆̾͂̑̋̎̀̊͌̍͛̽̍̍͊̍͆́̈̏͆͂͌̆́̑̌̓̿̒̈́͆̓̊̏̔͗̈́̈́̈́͘̕̚̕͘̚̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͠ţ̸̧̢̛͔̻̘̣̩͈̹̗̰̬̗̟̫̹̹̩̬̥̭̼̪̰̖̲̞̠̤͈͓̩͎͔̞̾̃͌͌̃͛̏̅̈́́̒̋̍̏̈́̑̅̂͋̀̎͗̂͐͐̌̾̐͋̆̄͆̒̈́͂̔̃̀͘̚̕͜͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝ ̸̛̫͚̼̩͚̹̪̜͚̫͖͙̯̙̪͐̓́̎̾̍͗̀͐͌̽́͒̍̊̅͊̀̇̈́̇͗̅̈́̐̃̽̓͘͝͠ͅo̶̡̡̡̧̺̦̗̙̯͕̼̟͔̹̻̝̺͖͈̣̝̙̻̟͍͙͚̫̜͇̦͎̗̘̞̤̲̱̙̣̼͙̜͖͍̱̲̍̊͛̾̋̓̄̄̐̿̿͊̔̅̅̀͗͗͂͛̓̀̑͂̑̈́͆̓͑̒͐͊̊͘͝͝ͅͅn̴̢̡̢͎̫̻̫̥͍̦̳̉̿̅̓́̿͊̆̊͑́̊́̇̍̆̓̿̇̄̉́͌̈́̀̈̃͂̈́̅̕̚̚͠͝ ̴̧̡̛̣̪̘͇̦͓̯̱͍͈̞̰̱̜̺̦̝͚̤͖͈̜̦̠̟̼͈̈́̇̎̏͌̈͗̌͌͂̂͗̊͆́́̑̊̑͘͝m̸͙̮̳̲͈͓̝̞̱̥͓̘̟͕͇͐̀͑̋̈͆̀͐̑́̑̈́̏́̿̒̓̉̒̐̄́͆̉̎̋̓̈́̍͂̓͊̔̄̉͒̑̈́͛͂̿͊̑̏͛͐̃̒͋͗̉̃̄͗͊̇̽͂̀̒̋́̓͆̓͘̕̚͘̕͘̚̕̕͘͠͝͝i̷̡̨͖̞̮͙̱̭̯̮̣̺̦̝̯̗̞͔̞̰̤̜̩͍͔͇̙͂̊̓̓͋̈́̈̀̊̀͗͛̏̿̽̔̌̋̇̽̿̅̅̊͜͜͠͠n̷̢̢̧̧͕͙̥͚̩̩͎͖͖̯͓̱̙͖̟͙̝͎̬̰̼͚̹̯̩̣̫͖̝̺̙̿͐̃̉̋̈́̓͒͌̌͗͐̔̆̃́͛͂͆̊̍͗̐̊͐͌̏̓̓͊̿̓͒̋͒̈́̃̓̿̊͑͑̈̉̎̀̕͘̕̚̕͜͝͝͠į̶̡͔̯͔̭̜̙̭͇̫̲̬̹̬̭̮͚͔̼̄͊̐̾̍̇̄̃̇̐́̚̕͜͠͝͝͝͝ͅ ̶̨̧̡̛̛̛̳̝͎̫̙̘͉͈̹̮͇̖̗͕͚̪̬̭͓͓̹̗͇̜̦̤͚͚̦͓̗̻͇̞̘̼̞̦͊͛͛̿̓̑̇̊͗̒̉̀̓̉̓̅͊͌̍̂͗̀̈́͂̅̂͆́̍̾͋̄̒́͒̎̑̓͆͐̒͛̌̋̈̍̈̈́̍̆͌̌̈́̌͒̃̈́͊̒̐̽̈́́̕̕͘̕͜͝͠͠͠͝͝ͅc̶̡̨̧̧̢͕̟̲͙̙̠͉̣͇̤̥̺̰͙̤̱͕͖̳͖̼̝͇͉͔̺͙̱̱̬̰̮̘͔̳̬̻̥̠̼̪͚̺͕̭̹̱͙̦̻̈̊͒̈́̔͑̀̉̐̑̅̈̈̒̓͐̋͛̑͌͐̋̒̽̒̑͂̀͑̀̐̅̽̀͊́̾̊͋̍̌̍̕̚ͅͅh̵̢̢̨̨̡̧̡̛̛̛̯͍̻̱͉͎̹͚̗͎̥̹̳̗̥͓͇̯̳͖͚̯̭̦̹̝̬̱̣̖̲͙͈̲̝̥͙̱̠̥̗̭̭̭͍͔̯̬̹̤̞̜͕͍̠̭̭̼̖̳̠̠̲͖̻̞͐̿̀̒̌̈́̓̊̿̽͂̿͊̾̈́̏͘͜͜͜͝ͅͅơ̶̡̨̢̛̦̜̳̳̜̦͔̖͇͓̳̹̮̞͓͎͖͍̜̘̣̫͎̼͕̻͍̯̮̬͍͇̣͕͈̜̠̩͖̯̠̤͔̱̪̠̼̹̳̭͉̯̤̯͉̔̓͂̔̂̒̈̎̏̂̏́̑͐̄̀̈̍̄͆̔̎̌̐̏̃̇̌̈́̋̄̎̄̅̀̈̋̍̔͐̈́͒̈̍̉̋̆̓̿͑̇̏̅̏͘̕͘̚̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅc̵̢̧̧̢̨̡̢̢̛̛̬̜̟̞̞̰̠̹͚̭̝̝̺̻̘̞̖̹͙͖̠͕̱̣͇̲̘̟̹͇̝̙̰͈͖̻̘̫͍̙̦̭̭̐̄̽̑̂̽̓͐̿̋̊͑̀͆͐͑̊́̓̉̇́͌̍͌́́̾̓̌̈́̄̎̆́̈́̓̈̾̋̑͑̉͒̐̋̌̂̿̇̅̃͐̓̽̇̾͒̍̐̈́̀̅͂́̈́͛̓͂̅͒͘͘͜͜͠͝͠͝͝ǫ̷̡̼͖̰͇̱̜̰̲͓͇̭͚͈͔͚̳͕͕͖̉ļ̸̨̡̢̻̝̭̗̟͚̲̝͖̭̰̝̙͍̼̗̯̺̖̾̊́̑̈́̈́͐̒͝ͅͅả̸̦͇͕̯͇̦̠̩͍̠̰̒̓̌͋́̎̾̌̌̆͌̚̚͘͠͠͠ͅt̸̢̨̢̨̡̧̛̛͔͎͓̤̻̥̦̞̠̼̜͕̮̣͚̠̩̖͎̼̤̗̜̰̭̝̫̫̩̩̪̪̬͕̯͎̯̙́̀͛͛̃̿͑͒̌̅́́̊̆̇̓̈̐̔̀̃̈́̉̀͂̓̀̐̇̈́̈́̔̄̎͗͗̾͛͆͂͐̆̐̓̽̈́̽̓͆̈́͊̊̔̂̾̅̓͛͌͗̿͛̅͛̾̈̕̚͘͘̕͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅę̸̡̨̡̧̡̢̢̧̡̧̻̩͉͖̤̬̺͕̗̬͍̳̥̝̝̟̮͕̹͉̟̬̘̭̳̫̰͍̈͑̈́͛́̌̄̌̅̀͑̈́̊̚͜͜ͅ ̴̧̛̛̠̼̣̣̘̣̜̘̀̀́͊̈͐̆͆̋͒̓͋͛̑̓̃̄̇̅͋̓̋̎̌͛̔́̀͊̂̓̓̒̀̎̀́̎̈̿̎̈́͘̚͝͝͝c̴̢̢̢̛̗͎͖̼͔̪̮͓͇̟͉̲̲̫̘͎̤̹̖̲̲̭͎̫͚̩̪̘̱̓̅́̾̃̃̆͗͒̌̽̉͆͆̂̑͊̀͛̍͛̓̾̽̐́͑̇̔̃͗͗̅̊̈́͂̎͛́͂̈́̐͛̽̐̒̐̓̔͘̚͜͝͝͝h̷̻͚͍̬̻͇̰̘̬͖̫͍̬͚͊̌̐͒̏̊̀̿͗̑̿̍̕̕͝ͅi̴̧̨̧̢̡̨̛̠̲͈̫͇̝̟̣̙̣̻̮͇̝͇̼̩̲͔̬̺̬̱̹̤̤̗͍̝̖̟̮̼̻̦̦̖̙͙͚̩̤͍͈̖̱̻͔̱̟̻͚̖̭̣̞͙̹̣̞͔̦̩̻̖͙̖̩̙̗̓̈́͌͒̍͆͋̔̾͐̃̈́̇̊͊̍̾̽̊̈́̐̀̏̒̍̈́͊̑̒̈̄̀̈́̏̃͐̒̊̆̌̎́̚̚̚͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅp̵̢̨̢̨̟̤͎͉̞͎͖̟͚͍̪̟͍̪̦͓̝̞̮̺̼̺̘̟̳̫̱̣̞͕̣͔͓͕̣̜̙͉̖̭̯̗̭̣͚͓̟̞̙̏̐̈́̾̅̈́̐̚͜ͅͅͅͅ ̸̡̨̢̨̬̺̹̦͖̱̞͇̫̲͎̥̮̞̞̩̯͈̣̗̝̗̼͓̼͔̘̯͍͈͕̙̺̯̰̤̹͇̠̻̩͉̱̝̭̺͈͙̭̣̊̔̄̓̆̍̂͊̈̄͐͋̒̉̚ͅͅp̵̨̨̡̨̧̨̨̧̧̛̛̛̛͖̖̯̤͈̬̘͇͓͓̫̖̭̗̥̯̲͔̹̹͇̱̱̞͚̘͓̠̟̬̬̹͉͎̲͍͉̜̯̲̤̜͎̗͈̻̪͍̖̬̘̳̱͎̠͙͍̭̅̑̈͒́̎͗͆͂͒̿͋̈́̀̆̀̊̂̏͌͌̓͒͆̀̑̏̒̀͗̄̑̋̂̅̇̒̇̽̈̃̅́̐͋̇͌̈́̇̉̓̋̅̽̎́̇̽̀̈́̃̏̀́̑̃́̏͑͘͘̚͘̚̕͘͝͝͝͠͠͝͠ͅa̴̡̨̧̛̜͉̮̗͙̦͔̬̣͇̳͙̘̼̜̜̣̘͙̖͍̱͆̓͒͂̄͒̾͛̋̓͌̂̀̃̀̉͂͐̿̄̈́͆̽͛̃͂͌̾̔͑̾̍̈́̄͗͂̈̀̒̃͌̇̒͂͒͑̇̓̇̏̇̆͊̍̀̈́̌̑͂̐̊́̎̓͗̚̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅň̷̨̛̠̩̘͇̫̟͍̻̥̲͚̀̓́̀̃̀̈̄́̈́̌͋̑͊́̄̆̂̎͗̃̅̅̌͆͂̋͋̄̈́̓̆̆̏͗̔̓͗͘͘͘̕̕͝͝͝͝ͅͅc̴̡̡̧̡̛̺̲̟͎̤̻̰̱͔̹͉̦̫̗̲̞̩̤̘̻̻̱̬̯̳̳͍̆̓̍͐͋͋͌̈́͆̒̋̌̀͑͋͂̓̓̀̉̏͐̋̿̇̽̆͋̍͌͒́͌͊̒͗̽͛̔͒̚͘͜͠͠͠͝͝͝ͅķ̷̢̡̨̨̛͙̭̪̠̱̰̪̫͕̞̯̫͎͕̲̟̭͇̦̟͍̲̺͓̬̄́͑̎̽́̈́̈́̇̈́͒́͊̋̌̏͑̆̋̇̂̊͗̄̽͆͒́͌̎̊̾̂̎͋̔̉̋̉͐͒̋̀͑̋͛̈́̎͊̋͋̓͂̆̓̒́̏̀́̂͌̍͒̅̕͘̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͠͠͠͠͠á̴̧̧̡̢̢̧̨̡̧͓͔̘̥͚͈̲͔͚͇̙̦͈͈̮͇̫̖̺͚̮̪̪͍̜͕̻̜́̄̎̈́̾̃̓͑̈̐̍̉͒̓͂̀́̃̽̾̈́̊͑́̽̽̀͗̈́͒̀͐̐̾̆͂̈́̀̈͘͘̕̕̕͘͜͠͠͝ͅȩ̴̧̢̮͕͖͕̝̣̮̠̳̲̫͖̤͙͈̳͈̙̠̠͙͕̳̤̲̺͉͍͚̤̬̥̲̊̿̈́̓̒̒͋̓̊̅̄̿͛̿̂̊̔͊̂̚͘̚͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅs̸̢̧̢̡̛̛̰̰̜̟͖͍̬͓̫̞̭͔̦͚̜̺̗͓͙̖̫̫͍̻̤̬̮̖̲̰͚̪̝̻̦͚͓̲̣̬̘̺͓̝͈͓͈̝͕̯̩̣͈̬̰̭̐̍͊̈́̀́̍̀̃͑̽͋̏̽̈́͌̑́̈̄̈́̈́̍̎̿̃̑͑̔̀̂̇̈́͐́̈̿̋͊̎̈́̏͋̐͌̾̑̽̈́̇̇̾͆̽͑̎̈́͋̚͘͠͝͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅ

all milk is breast milk

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Hairy with a point

all milk is breast milk

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👀

all milk is breast milk

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(gripping table hard enough it's splintering just so I don't sing the song) well it's breast-like and has nut in the name, so it's a toss up

all milk is breast milk

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correction, it's either breast milk or nut

all milk is breast milk

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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the dog is the focus of the photo idc what anyone says

Luisa Beccaria | Spring/Summer 2025

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Extremely quick rant about how cute you are:

you are so cute.

TL;DR

you're cute.

TL;DR

ur cute

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it is not, in fact, polite bubby.png. sadly.

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

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love how ruby is hot and tim looks like a white man tinder profile. 10/10, totally realistic. Pinpointed.

More bistro huddy art 💯💯

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they're called strawberry bonbons and they are my childhood

trick or treat!

Does anyone else know of these strawberry candies? My old teacher in the third grade used to keep a stash and we could never find where to buy them after she was fired

Take a handful! They’re quite good!

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real

To this day, my favorite Gus nickname is:

Shawn: "... this is my partner, Sh'Dynasty. It is spelled S H comma to the top Dynasty."

Guy I can't remember the name of: "Comma to the top??"

Gus: "That's God's comma✌️."

It literally never gets old

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NAH CUZ I HAD A DREAM AT 7 YEARS OLD THAT STUCK WITH ME INTENSELY AND ALL I REMEMBERED WAS THE VAGUE LOOK AND A FEELING OF GREAT IMPORTANCE TO ME TO THE POINT WHERE I TALKED TO PSYCHOLOGISTS ABOUT IT AND IT WAS JUST A FUCKING A TUMBLR POST????

Tumblr Tuesday (On Monday): BOOps—A Retrospective

BOOps! You love 'em. Halloween brought you some spooky cat paws, and you all had a great time chasing those most ephemeral of joys. With the spooky BOOp-a-thon now relegated to recent memory, here's a retrospective of some of the fanart you made along the way. A soft boop to you all, and may we all blog to boop again.

@iotaknow:

@vicrosearts:

@okcassin:

@rito-otir:

@needlepine:

@void-ink-studios:

@tenspontaneite:

@lexosaurus:

@pommigranite:

@humming-fly:

@codacontainmentbreach:

@allhailleila:

@astronautrobot:

@possumtion:

@micorriko:

@crazycatbunker:

@misspelled-magic:

@karkod:

@canvyy:

@soulswordlesbian:

@art-emis99:

@vulchak:

@blanq:

@drempen:

@krowfaced:

@violencerarelyknocks:

@snakesinsocks2005:

@foldmorepaper:

@serenity-black:

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My doctor said I have four days to love free before being hunted

do this quiz and I’ll diagnose u with a mental illness <3