str4wbrry-bl00d

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be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably

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Uncomfortable facts of life:

Nobody's going to magically swoop in to rescue you. You can't just sit there and expect someone else to come save you. You have to get your shit together and do it yourself.

About 90% of the time, the "it" you have to do on your own is pushing yourself to walk up to someone else and use your words to say "hey I need help."

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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

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it's me i am girls

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>nothingburger

>small potatoes

>?

>everythingbagel

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patch hole in jeans

go for a walk

trip

new hole in new patch on jeans

????? okay fuck you too buddy. whatever. i'll fucking show you, how about this

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the way reblogs vs retweets work is interesting. since shit doesn't hang around as long on twitter, the "buddy, they wont even let me fuck it" dril tweet only has 16K retweets.

and it's THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. on tumblr that tweet would be in the millions, but on twitter it's... 16k?

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Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

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lelujänis (handmade bunny plush toy) 1920-1940

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hello i would like 2 let u know my kitten has thumbs and she fully plans on dominating the world with them

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answer generated with ai! create a playlist with ai! ai can create art for you! let ai analyse your face to decide how old you are! your ai assistant can generate a summary of that text message or email! use ai to make a fun new lockscreen for your phone! write a new chapter for that abandoned fanfiction you love with ai! ai can make your favourite celebrity say whatever you want! i asked meta i asked grok i asked chatgpt

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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

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cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of this talent but instead i just have all these bones

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what if American Psycho was wet?

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dude chill the majority declared it acceptable to mock those you perceive as degenerates it’s fine lol