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I’m back ……I sort of disappeared…I had some health issues that needed taken care of but I’m doing a little better and I’m back to shit posting about Mayuri lol I’ll come up with some content this upcoming week, all except for Monday. I have two procedures that need to be done regarding my heart. So I’ll be out for most of the day.

Anyway…..missed you all and all the Mayuri content lol

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MAYURI'S LONG NAIL

(aka coke nail)

Spoilers for TWBY ahead, you've been warned.

I have had this conversation with a lot of other Mayuri fans by now about what is the purpose of The Nail.

Some think it's just a fashion statement, others that it's a symbol of social status (often a long pinky finger nail in places like China indicated the person was well-off and didn't do manual labour).

Many agree that it must serve a pragmatic use, be it to play a musical instrument, for self hygiene purposes or as a scooping tool of small objects, powders, etc (ehem, ehem).

And yes, I do agree any of these reasons could very well be it. We all know the man is a diva who likes to show off and that almost everything he does obeys a practical motivation.

But, there's another possibility as discussed below the dotted line in this analysis by @bleachbleachbleach (please go read it)...

It's instrumental to reach a reset button.

Now, hear me out.

He didn't have the nail as Tanuki during TBTP, as seen here.

Nor did he have it as Bug Mayuri, as demonstrated below.

You know what he also didn't have?

He also didn't have Nemu.

So, my theory and that of many other Mayuri fans, is that The Nail isn't something he needs for himself, otherwise he wouldn't have gotten rid of it - It helped him reach Nemu’s Gigai's reset button.

I believe he used it after Szayelaporro's fight, when he resuscitated her in front of Renji and Uryu who, inexpercied as they are (aka can hardly spell virgin), thought he was doing some weird sexual thing to her...

And ofc Kubo couldn't let an opportunity pass to create an awkward moment dashed with inappropriate comedy.

Anyhoo, that's my rambling done for today!

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Mayuri 😼

Don Lorenzo pose eugh

No, I don't do commissions.

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Last few weeks have been nothing but trails and tribulations lol I can finally take it easy and be back to posting on here. Sorry to my followers that i suddenly disappeared. Things have been rough. Between my depression and some personal things at home, it’s been rough, I pulled through though. So, im gonna take it easy for today and tomorrow I’ll be back to posting mayuri memes lol

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Tenía que usar ese audio!!!!!

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What would kid mayuri get kicked out of a science fair for? Well, I’m glad you asked because I came up with a small list!

1. Causing several chemical reactions

2. Asking other attendees if they would be part of his experiment

3. Bring in dangerous spores in which he cross breed them himself

4. Crashed the computer system

5. Brought in wayyyyy too many flammable chemicals in one year

6. Got In a fight with a judge about his “ethics”

Feel free to add to this if you want to!

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The moment I have inspiration to write but my eyes can’t handle the staring at the computer screen longer than 30 minutes is bothering me lol

I love writing, especially haiku, I’m gonna have to figure something out cause I have this au I wanna write. It’s about kid Mayuri and he keeps getting kicked out of science fairs. Maybe next week I’ll start on it but I won’t make any promises.

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Lab puns Mayuri got tired of hearing and demanded everyone to get back to work, pt 1

- How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

- Keep your ion the prize.

- Lose an electron? Gotta keep an ion it.

- That’ll be $5 for the electrons, but the neutrons are free of charge

- It’s morning time, up and atom

- Chill, bro. It’s called ChemisTRY, not ChemiSUCEED.

Bonus: Mayuri has a Favorite pen he uses…each day someone takes it and he absolutely loses his marbles over it.

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I’m baaaaccckkkk haha….

Had to take some time away for a few since my mental health has been all over the place. Don’t get me wrong, it still is, but I’m feeling better than what I was a few weeks ago.

Hopefully I’ll be able to create a few things here this week..be it meme or an actual art piece…we shall see. Either way, I’m back 🥳🥳

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My apologies for not posting and being on as much lately….I’ve been going through some stuff in my personal life and well….depression sucks lol I’m hanging in there but I’ll be back next week for sure.

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The date is officially locked it! Thank you everyone for voting!

When?

Bleach SMUTfest 2025 will be from June 22-June 28!!!!

What?

Bleach SMUTfest will be a fun 7-day event that will celebrate, appreciate and encourage writers and readers to help keep the fandom alive!

Why?

I have noticed the Bleach fandom has gone a little quiet lately. Sometimes taking a break is ok! As long as you come back to us! So why not reconnect and rekindle that love this summer!

Who?

This event is for both writers and readers and anyone else who just loves a good Bleach moment. This will be an +18 event, so no minors allowed.

What to expect?

I have some ideas: writing prompts, polls, tag games, writing games etc. Any suggestions are welcomed and appreciated!

I should have each day planned out by mid May to give plenty of time for anyone interested to start planning and writing!

Reblogging of old fics is allowed and encouraged! As long as it is yours!

No AI generated fic. Nope. Shoo.

Smut, fluff, angst, dark content, anything is acceptable. But be careful with controversial and problematic topics. It’s on you to understand what is considered problematic or not.

For the month of May, I will regularly post fun short head canons and imagines on this blog to help boost this event! So stay tuned!

You have have any questions or suggestions, you can message me here 🥰 or my main @villainsrtasty

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And let me tell ya, I sure love them both

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Had a conversation on Twitter and I wondered if Mayuri ever abbreviated words and Akon found them funny and started to giggle, meanwhile Mayuri is like “??? What’s so funny???”

Taken from my twitter

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Trans women are women

Trans men are men

And non binary people are non binary

Transphobia won't make us disappear

We've ALWAYS existed and we always will

Take away our rights?

We've survived worse

Try to push us back into the closet?

Make us ashamed of who we are?

We don't give

A single

Trans

Glorious

FUCK!

Watch us live our lives

Happy

Free

Different

Beautiful

Loud

PROUD

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Okok, I'm really sorry I had to do it @criminal-sen!!! lmfaooooooo

Yamamoto: In this mission you will have to go to the World of the Living and blend in, in order to gather intelligence without raising suspicions. I trust that you are aware of current human customs and casual dressing codes?

Mayuri: Of course I am! What a stupid thing to ask. I am aware of everything to do with fashion!

Yamamoto: Excellent. Show me your gigai.

Mayuri: slaaayyyyyyyyy

Yamamoto: what in the name- No! Absolutely not. I said you must blend in!

Mayuri: I see... ok, wait! Better?

Yamamoto: No!! Not in the slightest!

Mayuri: Ugh! Right, I'll tone it down then!

Yamamoto: NO! What part about dressing CASUALLY don't you understand, Kurotsuchi???!!!

Mayuri: Ok, ok!! You are killing me here. But I'll compromise... This is just about as casual as I can go!

Yamamoto: ................... maybe the first one wasn't that bad.

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I don’t usually sketch via digital cause it bothers my eyes immensely but I figured I’d give it a try. I still have lots to learn and lots to practice but this is what I have of Mayuri as of right now 😭😭🫣

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New additions to the family 🥹💙