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u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it
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Ok official trainline instagram account?
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DAN AND PHIL GOT ENGAGED!





Your linguistics teacher and your drop out teacher just got engaged ❤️
The ring is made from an ethically sorced pig
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Oral thrush actually it turns out
Kissed a girl in a club but she gave me tonsillitis
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Kissed a girl in a club but she gave me tonsillitis
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um ok in light of recent information I feel the need to remind yall what the bed frame under phil's bed looked like when they moved out

Like.......how? You know?
#lowkey this. is what my bed frame looks like#not bc of anything scandalous I just get excited sometimes
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imagine being phil lester and if you dont show a sign on life at least twice a week thousands of lesbians online will start saying youre either in a hospital or getting married
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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.
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so what will the rebranded description of the channel even say?? it's been two british guys gaming together for ages, are they now just two british guys together ??
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the audience's relationship with dan and phil is kind of beautiful because sometimes we don't get that dan and phil are joking but also sometimes dan and phil do not know when we're joking
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My friend said this about AO3 and it’s honestly so true
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The UK government did an investigation into the porn sites that haven't yet implemented the age verification measures and they...I shit you not, they published a list. A LIST of all the porn sites. That you can still access without having to verify your age. They made a government employee make a list of all the porn sites and check if they have age verification and then they published a list of those that don't. For all the public to read.
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