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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good

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you can shake him. he enjoys it

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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

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misery loves me

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i used to have a stim where I'd go "beeef... im stroganoff" and sometimes did a jerking off motion

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bad case of cum lung

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big things coming

*fucking shoots myself

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