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True romance is Bret Hart blading Steve Austin in the ring because Austin had never done it himself while also telling him to never ever let anyone do that to him.

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“Steve said, I’ve never cut myself or bled in a match on purpose. He’d never done it before, never cut his head with a razor blade. He said, I’ve never done it before, but damn it, I’ll do it today, I’ll try, or something like that. And I remember I stopped him. I said, Steve, you can’t practice at Wrestlemania. It’s not a place where you practice things like that. So I looked at him and I said, Steve, I would never tell you this, and I would tell everybody that’s a wrestler to never trust anyone to do this to you, but let me do it. I’ll do it and I’ll do it right…. I took this razor blade and you cut it into little pieces. I always used to keep them right here in my upper lip, just stick it up there and it would just sit there. I told Steve, I said, Steve, once I spit it out, like when I cough it up and spit it out in the ring and then I gotta get it in my hand without anybody seeing. It’s gotta be in my hand and you’re punching guys and you’re throwing them around and stuff. It’s not easy to carry a razor blade in your hand when you’re having a pro wrestling match. But I told him, I said, you’re good until I spit it out. Once I spit it out, you’re going to be bleeding all over the place when this thing’s over. It still makes me laugh, because I remember somewhere and I can’t remember the exact spot, I know Steve sidestepped me and I think he threw me out of the ring, but we were going into a spot where he throws me in the ropes and I asked him if he wanted to do it and he said, okay, let’s do it. And then as he threw me off, he started to throw me out of the ring and sidesteps me and he changed his mind as he was throwing me on the floor. He goes, maybe we better not. And he threw me on the floor and I remember when he came out on the floor to get me, he started throwing me into the railing and I started to reverse him into the railing and I remember going, it’s too late. It’s too late… I threw Steve Austin into the railing and he hit the railing pretty hard and a lot of people probably thought he cut his head there or that he did it himself but if you ever watch that match, I come over, I step right over top behind him, grab his head so he wouldn’t move around or squirm and I cut his head right in front of Vince McMahon watching me and there is about, I don’t know how many thousand people were on that side of the building, watching and then the cameras were all on me. And I cut Steve Austin’s head with a razor blade. I just clamped him and gave him this little cut and it was perfect, about the size of a baby’s fingernail or a piggy bank, you could put like a dime in his head. And it bled everywhere.”

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Don't mind me, I'm just doodling...

Reference from this GIF set by @dilf-in-peril

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Can't see women's bare arms but can see women in skin tight latex suits from the sex shop spanking each other's pussies with belts.

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one of michael cole's greatest moments is telling everyone else to shut the fuck up so we can hear punk scream and beg while rey cuts his hair

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CM PUNK WWE SmackDown, June 27th, 2025

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CM PUNK WWE SmackDown, June 27th, 2025

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Inside Wrestling: Volume 26, 2009

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one of michael cole's greatest moments is telling everyone else to shut the fuck up so we can hear punk scream and beg while rey cuts his hair

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unbelievable caption error in the 2004 royal rumble

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i literally do not care about shipping discourse or whatever. i think maybe some things aren't good but if you're an adult you have the right to be into them if it's kept within the realm of fiction and no one's being hurt. i am certainly no saint just because i'm not into this specific kink but you really don't need to tag your incest ships with wwe. no one is looking in the wwe tag for incest specifically. just tag it with the ship name and people who care can go look at it. and if you're going to tag it wwe maybe also consider tagging it with incest so people can choose to not see it. i know this is a lot of work and very challenging and you'll be losing a HUGE potential audience of wwe fans into gay incest porn by not tagging your incest fantasies wwe, but i have faith that you can do it. otherwise kill yourself

i suppose there are wars going on in real life so it doesn't matter that much but i feel like if you are going to post incest fantasies about two real human people, one of whom has been in the public eye since he was 6, the least you could do is not put them in the main tags

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i suppose there are wars going on in real life so it doesn't matter that much but i feel like if you are going to post incest fantasies about two real human people, one of whom has been in the public eye since he was 6, the least you could do is not put them in the main tags

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I don't like the anti feminist implications of everyone always saying that liv morgan "stole" dirty dom from rhea ripley, but to be honest I do love how it objectifies dom so thoroughly. the implication that he did not make a conscious decision to leave rhea to be with liv, but that instead he's just such a sucker that he'll eventually cave if a pretty girl keeps telling him to do something. somebody always has to have custody of him

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hit you with the (cm) punk tactics 💥⛓️🩸

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