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Stray Gods incorrect quotes #7

Freddie: Promise me your not coming back here with more chickens

Grace: I promise you I am not coming back here with more chickens

Freddie: Then where are you going?

Grace: I think you know

*Freddie stares in disbelief*

Freddie: Please tell me you didn't drag Hermes into this

Grace: I did not drag Hermes into this

*a glow starts to come from the bathroom door*

Freddie: Who's that?

Grace: I think you know

*Freddie stares in disbelief again*

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Stray Gods Incorrect Quotes #6

Athena: You actually were telling the truth.

Grace: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.

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Stray Gods Incorrect Quotes #5

Athena: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Hermes: I did. I broke it…

Athena: No. No, you didn’t. Freddie?

Freddie: Don’t look at me. Look at Pan.

Pan: What?! I didn’t break it.

Freddie: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Pan: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Freddie: Suspicious.

Pan: No, it’s not!

Persephone: If it matters, probably not… Oracle was the last one to use it.

Oracle: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Persephone: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Oracle: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Persephone!

Hermes: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Athena.

Athena: No. Who broke it?

Pan: [whispering] Athena, Grace’s been awfully quiet…

Grace: Really?!

Pan: Yeah, really!

…

Athena: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Stray Gods Incorrect Quotes #4

Persephone: What am i allergic to?

Calliope: Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion.

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Stray Gods Incorrect Quotes #3

Grace: You read my diary?

Pan: At First, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book

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Stray gods incorrect quotes #2

Athena: Pull over.

Grace: No, it’s a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.

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Stray Gods Incorrect Quotes #1

(Tiny Freddie holding a Tiny Grace to her) Freddie: I've only had Grace for a day, but if anything would happen to him, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself