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LADs Men when you vocal stim/repetition (feat. Some of the vocal stims i have / repetitions i do)

Xavier:

okay let's start off tame with this one. The yippee from the German kid who got coca cola and fortnite

I think he'd find it really cute.

like imagine y'all are walking through a mall and you see something related to your interests and you go "yippee!" Because youre happy about it :3

he would smile at you. "We can get it, if you want."

if you say no, he might buy it in secret later. He likes surprising you

Zayne:

okay there's this one audio of i assuming a Pinocchio cartoon where Pinocchio goes "do i look like a real boy, papa? 👹" in a deep voice. Yeah that

you two get ready for a date and you come out wearing a nice outfit

"You look very lovely, (Y/N)."

"Thank you!" Then followed up with "do i look like a real boy, zayne? 👹"

Zayne would probably be like "what the fuck???" So you gotta explain

"You are so strange, but that is why I love you."

Rafayel:

"does he know about the d-o-r-e?" "Huh?" "The door?" From diary of a wimpy kid 😭

Imagine you go to an art exhibit with Rafayel and Thomas is there too. Rafayel's trying to find an exit and you see one

to yourself out loud: "does he know about the d-o-r-e?"

Rafayel looks at you. "Huh?? The what?"

You make a thumb gesture to the exit door. "The door?"

Rafayel tries his best not to laugh loudly, but definitely snorts as he tries not to laugh

once you both sneak out, Rafayel just full on laughs.

"Ohhh, you are so so silly, my cutie."

Sylus:

okay so imagine you two are shopping with Luke and Kieran

Either one of the twins picks up something to inspect it

You in a disgust-joking way: "shop lifting...gyahh! disgrace!! gone bad at such an early age, where's your mom!!"

The twin that was inspecting it was like "NONONO" (hes going along with it)

Sylus in the background is like "?????" so you and the twins gotta explain it to him

"...At least you three are joking. If any of you actually did shoplift, you'd be in trouble with me."

Caleb:

oh he would so join in.

You to Caleb: "Caleb, why are you siding with the Heartless?"

Caleb getting ready for work: "The Heartless obey ME now, (Y/N). Now I have nothing to fear."

You: "...You're stupid!"

You two laugh about it (and kiss about it maybe)

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Taking the men from Love and Deepspace to Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament (because im going there in a few days and im so excited !!!)

Xavier:

if he had to choose, i think he'd be on the yellow knight team. (yellow reminds me of stars so thats probably why)

probably would have 1 or 2 drinks (not enough to get drunk he wants to see jousting)

would probably be knighted by the queen

would not be a loud yeller but would be supportive by waving the little flag you get :3

Would buy you a cute little trinket and dress up a little bit with you

Absolutely jealous if you get a flower from a knight but once you comfort him he'll be okay

the eating eater....loves all the food

Zayne:

I think he'd be probably....green knight team in my heart

Would not drink of course

Is a little put off by the loud noises, but he can handle it :3

loves to see the sword fighting and explains to you what would've technically happened if they weren't wearing safety gear under the knight outfit (of course after the show)

Would buy you a cute little trinket too. probably wouldn't dress up but would get fancy with you

Wouldn't get jealous if you get a flower from a knight (will buy you flowers the next day though)

likes the little apple pastry you get as a dessert (i think thats still a thing? i haven't been in forever)

Rafayel:

Probably blue knight (reminds him of the ocean)

Of course the loudest cheerer and most supportive

does mermaid based outfits with you to go

would have a couple of drinks but doesn't get drunk

Would get you flowers after the show if you get a flower from the knight

The most fun person to go to medieval times with

likes the tomato soup they have

Sylus:

Either black and white knight or red knight for. obvious reasons

Family day out with Luke and Kieran tagging along

During the hawk thing in the pre-show, Luke is like "DAD CAN WE TEACH MEPHISTO TO DO THIS TOO" and Sylus is like "Mephisto can already do that...."

Would buy you dragon trinkets you like (either that or a sword)

is offended by the name of the tomato soup (dragon soup my family calls it) but still eats it with the bread

If you get a flower from a knight, he'd use his Evol to steal the flower and give it to either Luke or Kieran

Caleb:

Probably red knight or green knight (apple colors)

Also fun to bring along to medieval times

would try to buy a big sword for you if you're into it.

Would drink at least. once

Of course also a loud cheering person!!

If you get a flower, that knight....needs to count his days (jk Caleb would get you a flower bouquet the next day)

Would dress up i think but only a little bit

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Hey y'all

Im sorry to do this but I have deleted the Ice Nine Kills post due to the recent drama has been happening with their band

However I will post another lads x reader headcanon/imagine to replace it ‼️ but for now the Ice Nine Kills post has been deleted

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LADS Men react to you doing a little dance sometimes (self indulgent because i do it as a stim (?) )

Xavier:

you two were just eating some dinner in a cozy restaurant, music playing from the speakers as you dined

then that one song pops up, so as you ate, you started to groove a bit in your seat. Shimmying a bit and dancing without getting up.

Xavier notices and smiles. "You like this song?"

if you get embarrassed and apologize, he'd comfort you.

"No, keep going. It's cute."

Next time it happens, he joins you a little bit <3

Zayne:

You were waiting for Zayne to come out of his office, music playing from one of the radios by the desk you were nearby.

As you sat in the waiting room, you started to hum and dance a bit in your seat to the music.

Zayne appears, and watches you for a bit before letting you know of his presence

"Are you having fun?"

If you apologize, he'd comfort you.

"Dancing is a great way of exercise and energy release. You should do it more."

Rafayel:

You two would be waiting for a taxi or bus to get to a special art event that Rafayel got forced to go to wanted to go to

And deciding to pass the time, you two shared earbuds and listened to music

soon you were tapping your legs and swaying in your seat to the song, smiling.

Rafayel notices your dancing and smiled. "Awww, cutie, look at you."

If you get embarrassed, he'd try to dance with you.

"No need to get embarrassed, my bodyguard. I am always up to dance with you."

Sylus:

you two were hanging out at Sylus's hideout, listening to the radio while you two did your own thing (while still hanging out in the same room)

One song comes on, that's making you tap your feet and hum. Shimmying in your seat a bit.

Sylus sees this and smiles a bit, then turns the radio volume up higher.

"You didn't dance like this when we went to that auction, kitten."

If you get embarrassed, he'd tsk and hold you.

"Don't stop now. Show me your moves, sweetheart."

Caleb:

You two were at a new restaurant, with music playing over the speakers as you two ate your nice food.

A song comes on, your song, and you started to groove in your seat as you ate. Humming happily as you ate.

Caleb sees and laughs a tiny bit before joining you.

Soon, you two are doing a little groove at your table as you two ate.

Once the song is done, (and you apologize), he'd laugh to himself a tiny bit.

"I'm used to your little quirks, pipsqueak. I just didn't know you liked this song. Maybe we should dance to it again sometime."

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I keep forgetting to fucking. Switch blogs when I reblog shit

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Oh of course I listen to 1 christmas song and now I wanna write cute winter/christmas stuff for the lads men

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what if i start writing for jojos as well....

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this is potentially very niche but i think it'd be funny

LADS men as the Lords in Black from Starkid's Hatchetfield series

Xavier:

honestly i'm ngl? probably nibblenephim

the one who feasts in the dark (hungy)

still cant cook for shit, though. which would be really funny for nibbly if you think about it

Zayne:

i'd say...probably bliklotep

the watcher with a thousand eyes

glasses joke. also hes genuinely observant !

Rafayel:

definitely Pokotho

the singular voice (references to his mermaid/siren (i think he's a siren actually?) self)

also passionate about the arts

Sylus:

wiggog y'wrath

The King of the Lords in Black (essentially the leader)

can you imagine sylus speaking with wiggly....funniest shit

Caleb:

bro all that's left is t'noy karaxis

the time bastard (actually does fit because he did get blown up and then came back later. like DAMN YOU COULD'VE PICKED A BETTER TIME??? LIKE MAYBE EARLIER???)

the silly

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Inspired by @randomness39 and a sequel to this post

LADS men with a high fever

Xavier:

* would probably try and go to work still, insisting he's fine (even though he's looking even more eepy and his face is a little red from heat)

* "I'll be fine, starlight." *is one second away from sleeping while standing*

* "nooo, Xavier, go to bed. I'll come cuddle you and give you ice packs and otter pops."

* "....you don't have to tell me twice-"

* would go to bed if you're going with him

* is kinda embarrassed that you're taking care of him, but is happy with the attention

Zayne:

* Would try and at least do work from home (paperwork)

* sitting at the dining table, laptop up and him typing away while he's a little sweaty and struggling hard to focus due to his fever.

* you'd have to try and get him to go to bed.

* "c'mon, sweetie. Work can wait until you're less feverish."

* He looks up at you. "So...I can't be feverish for you to let me work?"

* "...Zayne, no-"

* "Well, hypothetically-"

* "Zayne, do NOT-"

* you end up sweltering under a pile of blankets while Zayne is holding you super duper close to him.

* "see you can't just use your evol to make your fever go away, sweetheart."

* "...it worked, didn't it?"

* it did but it still hurt him.

Rafayel:

* Would insist hes fine and starts to paint (read as: try to paint)

* paintings would not make sense as his mind is a haze of fever. Gross looking color combinations.

* yknow that one scene where he's on the couch, you turn away, and suddenly he's on the floor? Yeah he'd be like that if you don't stop him from painting. Faints like a Victorian woman

* Rafayel would be clingy, even though hes sweating from the fever.

* does have a extremely high temperature sensitivity though. Hed be cuddling you with no blankets and a fan on, but the second you put a cool compress on his forehead, he's wrapped in blankets and still cuddling you while complaining it's cold (it's not)

Sylus:

* okay so I did find the Heatwave secret times on YouTube (bro none of my affinities for these men are even in the hundreds)

* very cute, but I'm gonna make it sillier/cuter to me

* He'd be trying to fight it off at first, doing his duties as the leader of Onychinus with a flushed face and an annoyed attitude due to mind fog

* After at least half a day, he says "fuck it" and goes to lay down for a nap

* you find him in bed, in a tank top and shorts, and all gross and sweaty. Scary leader reduced to nothing.

* However, he does let you near him and rests with you. Calling you his ice pack (you're more cooler compared to his fever state) until you actually do get an ice pack for him

* "This ice pack is too hard....You're so much softer, kitten. Let me hold you more."

Caleb:

* he will try and leave for work in secret if you knew he was sick.

* you turn on a light and turn your chair to him. "What are you doing out of bed at this hour?"

* "nothing... 😨"

* Try your best to get him back to bed. He will not move a muscle.

* "sorry, pipsqueak, but I gotta...gotta work-"

* hes sweating and a little foggy in the brain, and also passes out like a Victorian woman.

* you gotta carry him to bed and get him out of his uniform, leaving him in summer pajamas (tank top and pajama shorts)

* He feels like the surface of the sun so you gotta put ice packs on him.

* Is thankful for that, and holds your hand as he rests.

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this is potentially very niche but i think it'd be funny

LADS men as the Lords in Black from Starkid's Hatchetfield series

Xavier:

honestly i'm ngl? probably nibblenephim

the one who feasts in the dark (hungy)

still cant cook for shit, though. which would be really funny for nibbly if you think about it

Zayne:

i'd say...probably bliklotep

the watcher with a thousand eyes

glasses joke. also hes genuinely observant !

Rafayel:

definitely Pokotho

the singular voice (references to his mermaid/siren (i think he's a siren actually?) self)

also passionate about the arts

Sylus:

wiggog y'wrath

The King of the Lords in Black (essentially the leader)

can you imagine sylus speaking with wiggly....funniest shit

Caleb:

bro all that's left is t'noy karaxis

the time bastard (actually does fit because he did get blown up and then came back later. like DAMN YOU COULD'VE PICKED A BETTER TIME??? LIKE MAYBE EARLIER???)

the silly

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LADS men when they are sick (because i see sickfics and go "what if they were sick" because im. weird (i just wanna care them) )

Xavier:

the eeper !!! well more than usually when hes sick. it helps out though

You would have to wake him up though so he can take medicine/eat some nice soup/etc.

Also very clingy. If you go near him he'll try and get you to cuddle with him.

"you're warm and soft, i wanna hold you :("

usually bounces back within a few days. his body just needed rest and medicine.

Zayne:

does try to work if his symptoms aren't too bad (force him to go to bed)

however if he can't go to work, he'll just mostly take care of himself. Takes his medicine on time, hydrates, whatever.

If he gets a fever, i think he'd try to use his evol to cool himself down (which is probably a bad idea but idk i'd probably do it too)

sometimes it backfires sorta and it gives him the worst chills ever. like you think you can hear his bones rattling with cold. but the fever's gone though. mission failed successfully i guess?

doesn't want you near him when he's sick but does make a few exceptions (how can he resist a hug cmon now)

bounces back a little quickly, actually. impressive.

Rafayel:

definition of man cold methinks

would be really clingy, and acting like he's dying

"my sand dollar, if i die, who would take care of my paintings? Or my seagulls?"

"I would, and you're not even dying-"

doesnt like liquid medicine (i mean who does) but tries to take doses on time. (sometimes he forgors)

keeps trying to paint instead of resting. you're gonna have to tie him to his bed (NOT IN THAT WAY-)

Wants to be around you constantly and that leads to you getting sick too.

Does take a little while to heal up (HE KEEPS TRYING TO PAINT, STOP HIM-)

Sylus:

I think he'd try and tough it out a bit, but then get annoyed and go to bed KSNGKJES

"kitten i feel gross :("

does like it if you give him attention. He'd happily take any medicinal doses as long as you give it to him. (although he'd complain)

blanket hog when he's sick, and even still curls up to you if you two share a bed.

unintentionally clingy. he just likes your presence :)

Bounces back in a normal manner, and goes back to being the scary leader of Onychinus

Bonus: Luke and Kieran do sneakily search up symptoms (that usually leads to them crying that their dad is dying (he is not, google is just a cunt) )

Caleb:

i think he probably wouldn't get sick as much, but if he does, he's OUT

spends most of the time sleeping like Xavier, and his snores are so loud sometimes.

"caleb take this medicine" "nao i dont wanna :("

he thinks he can beat illness by himself (he cannot)

if he gets a fever, i think he'd be the opposite of clingy. He'd be sprawled across the bed in nothing but boxers with a fan or two on him.

"im burning like if i'm in an oven :("

does like you taking care of him, though. he is your baby, your fuckign cinnamon apple /ref

Bounces back at an average pace too, if maybe a tiniest bit faster than others.

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im so. tempted to write something potentially niche for LADS but idk how to even go with it.....

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How I think LADS men smell based on the candles i have in my home rn !!!

Xavier:

oatmeal creme pie candle from goose creek thats based off the actual treat from little debbie

it has a maple-y fall-y scent to it almost? and it does make me think of him

Zayne:

definitely the hot cocoa and cream candle from bath and body works

my absolute favorite candle from bath and body works and it smells like hot chocolate and i fear that's what zayne would smell like sometimes

Rafayel:

okay this one is niche i fear but it's this one mystery candle i got where if you burn it it turns into a different color

OKAY FOUND IT. the fairy talent sorting candle from a shop called Relive the Magic at Home on tiktok shop

the scent profile is Wild Peach Poppies (does smell more like peaches) and i think it fits him nicely :3

Sylus:

Definitely the vampire blood candle i have from bath and body works

its his aesthetic AND it smells very nice

like a fruity kinda smell ! i feel he'd like that :3

would probably light it and make his room look more like a vampire lair so he could lure you in and bite you even (what is with this man and biting.)

Caleb:

okay actually this one isn't MY candle specifically but my sister got this one candle that she kept burning that was like. coffee?

i forgot all what was in it but definitely coffee smelling

i feel Caleb would smell like coffee to me, but like a sweet coffee. maybe if you mix caramel and coffee

either that or like....an apple cinnamon candle (even though those candles somehow smell like fruit punch to me everytime)

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Nightmare Time: Dreams of a Golden Goat

Summary: Cecelia Dabria was, at the very least, living a normal life. Of course, she’d get weird looks with the way she dresses or acts, but she doesn’t mind. However, one little thing that she buys will change her life forever.

TWs: the lords in black mention (kinda. more so their doll forms so far), uhhh long text KSJGNSEJK

Chapter 1 (this one), Chapter 2, (maybe more to come im flying by the seat of my pants for this one im ngl)

~~~ Chapter 1 ~~~

Hatchetfield. A small island town located in Michigan, right next to Clivesdale. But no one cares about Clivesdale, actually.

It was a cool November day, the day before Thanksgiving and Black Friday. Stores bustled in Lakeside Mall with eager shoppers, shops doing some early deals before the infamous friday, and people hanging out when they can with various drinks and snacks.

One of these people was Cecelia Dabria, a senior at Hatchetfield High. She was a tall figure, made possible with her black platform boots, with tan skin, a buff stature, and long golden blonde hair that almost reached to the middle of her thighs. She wore a black trenchcoat over a yellow sweater that held a ribcage design on it, her black belt with a skull buckle, and black chained pants that flared at the bottom and covered the top of her boots. She wore heavy eyeliner and black eyeshadow that matched her lipstick, and had various piercings. One on her left eyebrow, two on her bottom lips, and crucifix earrings dangling from her ears.

If anyone saw her, they’d say she’d look like a gothic Final Fantasy character.

She was walking through the mall, not paying any particular attention to anything or anyone. She got some odd looks from some of the other teens there, some hushed whispers over here, but she didn’t care.

Cecelia never really cared. She liked what she liked, and it didn’t hurt anyone.

The golden goth silently walked, looking at the small stores throughout the mall as she did, then stopped in front of the one store she needed to go to.

Toy Zone.

She looked up at the sign that hung outside the store before entering, seeing a few crowds of people in the store, along with an unimpressed woman at one of the registers.

“Hey, welcome to Toy Zone,” The woman said, unenthusiastically.

Cecelia huffed out a small, quiet laugh to herself. Clearly, the employee was tired.

It wasn’t until another person, a man, came out with some boxes that the lady forced a smile.

“Lex, did you put up those dolls yet for Friday?” The man, Frank Pricely, asked.

The lady, Lex, sighed again, rubbing her eyes a bit. “Sorry, sir, I have not. I’ve been sort of busy.”

Frank sighed, but nodded in understanding, “Fair. At least we’re still making sales!”

He then turned to see Cecelia, looking between the two employees with a sort-of amused look.

“Oh! Hello, miss. Sorry if we distracted you from your shopping today,” Frank said, politely and sweetly. Almost too sweetly.

“It’s okay,” Cecelia answered, her voice a little deep but still feminine, “I just came to see what was new. I’ve been trying to get something for one of my friends, but haven’t had any luck so far.

“Well, we do have a preview of the new Wiggly dolls coming out on Friday. Would you like to see?” Frank asked, putting the box on the floor.

“...I’m sorry, but “Wiggly”? That’s a weird name for a toy,” Cecelia said, but still walked over to see.

Frank pulled out one box, holding the famed Wiggly doll. A green fluffy doll with octopus tentacles on his face and staring yellow eyes.

Cecelia looked at it, thought for a moment, then shook her head no.

“Sorry, but…Not interested,” Cecelia commented, “I don’t think she’d like that sort of thing.”

Frank shrugged and put it back into the box, “Suit yourself.” He then smiled his best manager/owner of the store smile, “If you need any help, let us know.”

Cecelia nodded in thanks, gave a small “thank you”, and started to walk through the aisles of Toy Zone, letting the two employees work their jobs.

As Cecelia walked, she looked through the shelves of toys, ranging from toys made for toddlers or pre-schoolers to more intricate action figures or collectibles for adults. She hummed, not finding anything yet.

“Damn, Ruth Fleming, you’re hard to shop for sometimes,” Cecelia muttered to herself, then sighed in defeat. She turned to walk out of the aisle and into a new one.

After a few more minutes of searching, the goth sighed in defeat. “Maybe I should go back to that Spencers. Maybe they have more stuff in stock now.”

Before she left the store, however, she stopped in the last aisle as something caught her eye. She stood in front of it, in slight awe.

It looked like the Wiggly doll she was shown earlier, but this time different. It looked more like a goat instead of a furry octopus creature, with yellow fur, two bulging blue eyes and a blue tongue sticking out of its tongue, two dark yellow ram horns on its head, and a goofy smile on its plastic face.

Cecelia picked up the box, and read the text on it. “Tinky…” She turned the box, not seeing enough information on the doll. Maybe it was a defected box?

However, the doll felt…oddly comforting to her. She loves the color yellow, and she liked the silly yet sort-of unsettling vibes of this goat doll.

“Well…Maybe I could buy myself at least a present…” Cecelia mused to herself, and then started to walk to the register with the Tinky doll in head.

She placed the doll on the register, and watched as Lex looked at the doll in a little bit of disgust.

“...Is the friend you’re shopping for into this?” Lex asked.

“Oh, no, this is…a selfish present, I guess. I think he’s cool,” Cecelia answered.

“...Alright,” Lex judged a bit, but otherwise rang up the goat doll and put it in a bag. 

Cecelia pulled out the cash she has in her black chain wallet, paid for the doll, and grabbed the bag once it was handed to her.

“Thank you, come again soon,” Lex said, the same zero-level enthusiasm she had earlier.

“Of course. I hope you have a good day,” Cecelia answered, and left Toy Zone.

“Okay,” Cecelia sighed to herself, “Let’s go find that gift for Ruth.”

She started to walk back to the store, plastic bag crinkling in her right hand as she walked.

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we're starting it LETS FUCKING GO

What if I start writing starkid stuff......like more so about my hatchetfield oc

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What if I start writing starkid stuff......like more so about my hatchetfield oc

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sequel to this post because i've been seeing edits of the catch 22 event where they put the fnaf sound effects over them

You laying in bed and reacting to LADS men recreating the FNAF 2 Withered Foxy jumpscare at you as revenge

Xavier:

imagine if you will. You're in bed, all cozy and warm and eepy. Waiting for your boyfriend to come and cuddle you

The door to your shared bedroom opens to reveal a dark hallway. You can't really see into the darkness.

Then you hear running footsteps, and the image of Xavier jumping towards you out of NOWHERE while that familiar jumpscare sound effect plays from his phone.

You scream and try to dodge, but the blanket keeps you sort-of there, allowing Xavier to tackle you essentially.

He lands onto your legs, then scoots up quickly and lays his head on your chest, hugging you tightly like a koala.

"...What was that, starlight?" You ask.

"Mmm...think of it as a sneak attack." Xavier answers

Zayne:

he probably wouldn't do this honestly. HOWEVER. hear me out on this hypothetical because i think it'd be funny

So you two are vacationing and you're in bed, reading. You put the book down and then lay down more properly

You hear squeaking of someone walking on hardwood floors, so you sit up.

"...Zayne? Honey?"

Next thing you know, the scream plays as your beloved, in red plaid pajamas mind you, practically jumps to land on you.

You scream loudly, and then go "oof!" when he lands on you almost perfectly, half his body on you and half on his side of the bed.

He situates as you sit in shock, his head laying on your stomach and hugging you tightly.

"You scared the shit out of me, Zayne!"

"....Call that payback for when you did that to me."

Rafayel:

oh it would go badly methinks. failboy /j

You're getting ready to sleep in bed, scrolling on your phone.

Suddenly, there's a notif from your boyfriend in texting. A link to a video.

You press on the link, only to be met by the fnaf 2 scream. You jump a bit. Now why would you send that?

Then you hear running as you look up to see a flash of purple coming towards you.

You scream out of horror, and dodge, letting Rafayel land safely on the spot you were in.

After he lands, he looks up at you with a cute pouty face.

"Seashell, why would you do that?"

"Why would you do that to me though?!"

"As payback for when you did this last time!"

"Oh-"

You laugh a bit and go back into bed, letting him hold onto you for dear life (like usually when you two cuddle)

Sylus:

I also won't think he would do this, but also it'd be scarier if he did since he seems to manipulate shadows.

You'd be in bed, waiting for Sylus, when you feel...an energy shift. As if something was watching you.

You look around the room, now a little on edge.

Suddenly you hear a scream (made by him) as he appears from a very shadowy corner of the bed room and runs at you

You scream bloody murder before being pounced on by Sylus, going "oof!"

You were scared as hell as you looked down with Sylus's head now on your chest.

"What the hell was that about?!"

"Nothing, kitten. I just simply wanted to spend time with you."

Luke and Kieran run in, ready to attack anyone who they thought was going to attack you and Sylus.

...You had to explain what happened as Sylus holds you close, doing his stupid ass smug smile.

Caleb:

Oh he'd so do this, mark my worms

You'd be on the couch, your lap covered in a blanket as you're reading while laying down, taking up the whole couch.

You hear footsteps, and you look up to see Caleb running at you full speed with the scream playing from the phone in his pocket

You yelp and raise your hands to protect yourself, letting Caleb land on you

You then looked at him, his head on your chest now, with a playfully curious look.

"Now what was that for, Caleb?"

"Well, I had to get my revenge somehow, pipsqueak."

You hit him on the head (playfully and lightly) before he hugs you, starting to cuddle with you on the couch.