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All Malevolent podcast fans are invited to join us for a Malevoween prompt fest (NSFW edition)!
Thanks to @croik for the design!
Fic, art and other media are welcome! Feel free to share your works here for everyone to enjoy, and/or you can tag with #malevoween.
We also have a Malevoween AO3 collection! Feel free to add your work to it if you'd like.
If you'd prefer to play with a less freaky prompt set, we have Malevoween Prompts SFW edition.
The Malevoween NSFW prompts, text version:
1 glove/hand kink 2 public masturbation 3 gaping 4 footplay/footjob 5 ritual sacrifice 6 leather/latex 7 fisting 8 sounding 9 pet play 10 blood/woundfucking 11 sensory deprivation 12 double penetration 13 maw/teeth 14 impact play 15 titfucking 16 feral/bestiality 17 incorporeal/ghosts 18 corruption (in honor of the caitvi kinktober) 19 dubcon/noncon 20 breeding/pregnancy 21 power play 22 intoxication/altered mental state 23 tentacles 24 non-human erotic experiences 25 transformation/apotheosis 26 exhibitionism/voyeurism 27 surrogate/wrong person 28 piss 29 degradation 30 tattoos/marking 31 MALEVOWEEN Bonus day
Alts - substitute one for any prompt you want to opt out of (or do what you want, what am I gonna do, call your mom?): A orgasm control B clothing kink C slime
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you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?
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rip to athenian sacrificial virgins but i’m different
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“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”
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Something that really sold me on This Monster Wants To Eat Me is that the monster art is fucking incredible.
None of that weaksauce horns and tail on an otherwise normal anime girl; this is real monster girl yuri.
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Sending out this beauty tomorrow.

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she takes studying vampires very seriously
#prev and the box falls down#girlposting#I read this as both of them being monsterfucky about it and you know what? peak.
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He can hold you and shake you
Tip jar
Don't tag your own ocs/characters thanks!
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For my first wish I want tgirl tops to grow ovipositors. Like nasty ones, all bulbous and dripping sinister green fluids. And the eggs should be feminizing and make you cum on the way out
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Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.
#having spent my adolescence also believing that boobs on girls is such a normal thing that everyone likes#that liking boobs on girls did not necessarily make me a lesbian#because everyone likes them! obviously!#this hits different#monsterfucker problems
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It’s that month again, so here’s a lava mermaid for MerMay :)
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🫢🤭
#hiiii <3#girlposting#every now and again I am reminded that I have always been lowkey Like This#any time I remember about the Borg Queen in general and First Contact in specific is one of those times
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THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
FOURTH ROUND: 6th Tilt
Jareth, the Goblin King, Labyrinth (1986) VS. Westley, The Princess Bride (1987)
Propaganda
Jareth, the Goblin King, Labyrinth (1986) Portrayed by: David Bowie Defeated Opponents: - Jafar [Marwan Kenzari], Aladdin (2019) - Ivar the Boneless [Alex Høgh Andersen], Vikings (2013) - Edgin Darvis [Chris Pine], Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) - Thranduil, the Elvenking [Lee Pace], The Hobbit Trilogy (2012-2016)
“Are those tights family friendly? Definitely not. Was Jareth the sexual awakening of more people than I can count! Obviously, it's David Bowie in a leather jacket/feather cape/poets shirt/etc what more could you ask for. He's sexy, he's ambiguous, he's powerful but he will bow to you. He's symbolic of growing up and also the Goblin King who will feed you poison fruit if it means he's got a shot at winning. The fics are legion and for good reason. "Fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave" rewrote my brain.”
Westley, The Princess Bride (1987) Portrayed by: Cary Elwes Defeated Opponents: - Forge Fitzwilliam [Hugh Grant], Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) - Sir Lancelot [Luc Simon], Lancelot du Lac (1974) - Vlad III Dracula [Luke Evans], Dracula Untold (2014) - Robin Hood [Cary Elwes], Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
“He's the smartest and strongest guy in the whole movie, and he can do everything. But he's not just a champion, he's 100% devoted to the woman he loves. When he stares at Buttercup with the most outrageous blue heart eyes and murmurs "as you wish" I melt. And his accent is hot as hell.”
Additional Propaganda Under the Cut
Additional Propaganda
For Jareth:
For Westley:
“When I first watched the Princess Bride, at a middle school sleepover, we paused on Farmboy"s face, and left it there as we fell asleep. Have had an enormous crush on Westley ever since.”
“Show me an xennial woman who did not have at least a LITTLE bit of a crush on "eyes like the sea before a storm" Westley and I will show you a liar (and I say this as someone who grew up to realize that she had an even bigger crush on Buttercup, so.)”
“The way he says "As You Wish' had baby-me's heart all a-flutter before I even knew what that meant. And honestly the way he says every other line invokes the same mooneyes and sigh. He lives for True Love, he knows it is the most noble thing in the world! His speech to Humperdink is the greatest thing ever. What I mean to say is I braved the ROUSes for a glance at this man!”
“TRUE LOVE. Poisoner, duellist, cunning and fast and full of tricks and doing it all to save the girl he hasn't seen for years but still loves more than life itself what's not to love?? (As you wish.)”
#what is going ON#having an xkcd feldspar moment lads apparently this poll belongs on this blog???#cmon now we can do better
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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members
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