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i hate the humble use of "we" in every single article like this. i'm not the one who chose to make money off of knowingly releasing so many PFAS into the environment that it's irreversibly polluted now. no normal person did. even in the most severe circumstances they're too cucked to even politely point a finger at the people who were and are actively stealing the clean water.
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i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles
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im geussing hole asmr is put the migropheon in you're pussie...
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Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I preferred the Addams Family when they were just creepy, kooky, mysterious, and spooky. Now Wednesday is a murderer who drops piranhas in a swimming pool and watches people get eaten. We even get blood. Not fake blood like in the first movie, but actual blood from an actual person screaming in pain because he’s being eaten alive.
Just… why?????
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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

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